Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
awww nerd love.
howslife123 0
I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(
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Comments (264)
OfficeNinja 5
help me Obi-Wan Cocknobi, your my only hope. a
coolkid_matt 11
'The force is strong in this one' ;)
darkinkinda 0
I fail to see the issue here it worked right?
Daederoth 10
That is pretty hot nerd girl. With your school girl outfit and nerd glasses. All talking about star wars. Yeah.
Monkeyone 0
Put your obi in my kanobi!!!!
12dcevin 5
the guy has probably spent for time on star wars than you so be thankful
ArsenalFan12 0
the fact you said it
sunnymadhouse 7
So.. why are you ashamed that someone got your reference and was turned on by it? Why us this an FML? .. ydi for being thinking this is a bad thing.
taurus27 0
haha! that's not a bad thing, you said it and he liked it ;)
karmicsamadi86 9
Hey few girls can make an accurate reference to Star Wars in the first place. you sound like a cool girlfriend