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Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15413) - you deserved it (58945)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

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did you know 5 out of 5 guys. masturbate.. :O

#9 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:22am by DJR

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That's nothing. My dick is so small that when I masturbate, I cum on my balls.

#16 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:26am by maskedman

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