Health: Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

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By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By alipallie - 10/03/2014 00:36 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML

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By Well shit - 11/04/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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angryseatroll 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:57

I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

mhmmhmgood 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:24

yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.

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mhmmhmgood 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:24

yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.

Kervik 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:28

Agreed. It would not suddenly shrink.

DumbStruck79 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:29

YDI for being FAT

freshpyp 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:31

YDI for being a lard ass

voveraite 7

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:35

YDI for being... incapable to notice your bra is a boa constrictor!

hubbabubbba 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 4:28

omg I looked at ur pic in a totaly diff way! LMFAO XD

angryseatroll 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:57

I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

satanisthesavior 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 22:32

I said she deserved it because you should notice right away if a piece of clothing no longer fits. Props to her for exercising and all, but you should really check if the clothes still fit, especially if you haven't worn them in a while.

lebrockshard 10

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:57

here's a clue lose the weight, and stop wearing smaller sizes!!!! YDI

electroboy_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:58

Yeah! Go outside and ru... oh.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 13:28

Is no one else turned on by this?

mps1969 8

Thursday 29 October 2009 13:37

I am !

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:15

B_S_R, Oh, hell yeah, I am! Damn, this 300-character limit, 'cuz I'm waiting for the part where she talks about her burning loins caused by her big ol' fat thighs rubbing together. Friction is HAWT.

helluva 1

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:00

Meh. My comment got deleted? -_-

chrisbeaudoin 26

Friday 5 August 2016 7:42

No, it really didn't get deleted.

helluva 1

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:02

bouncy bouncy :3

TriniRockStar 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:22

good for going running just buy a bigger bra till you loose the weight

wellinever 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:55

Lose Lose Lose. She doesn't want to loose the weight. That's why she's wearing a bra in the first place. Comments about the bounce factor indicate why well-built women are just not designed for jogging in public. But good for you for taking up the exercise again. Willpower and determination are the main weapons you need for the battle of the bulge. Not YDI. Not FML. Be thankful you don't have asthma.