Animals: Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2011 08:36 - United States

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By Bleh! - 07/06/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML

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By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08

Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML

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The_Commentor_ 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:21

You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.

Talia_91 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:23

I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.

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The_Commentor_ 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:21

You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.

TheDrop 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:34

in other words. OP deserves it for being stupid

silvermoonstar3 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:44

Would be FML if the OP didn't leave their dog wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood. YDI for being completely negligent. The OP should either build a fence, get an electric fence and collar, or leash the dog. The electric collar one is both cheap and easy.

Iskaria 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:48

The electric collar is also cruel and for douche-bags who can't be assed to train their animal. If you don't have time for basic training simply don't get the dog, it shouldn't have to suffer when it hasn't been taught any better.

Juliaa15 6

Monday 14 February 2011 0:18

I understand where you're coming from ^, but have you ever felt the zap of an electric collar? Unless it's a small dog, they're harmless.

whoisthisgirl 4

Monday 14 February 2011 4:10

you guys are retarded. the dog was in HIS yard. some dogs don't leave their yard so shut the hell up. my dog doesn't leave our yard and neither does my boyfriends. idiots. not all dogs run away. they are allowed to be in their own yards. though not noticing burnt food and garbage and or a fire spot is kinda weird...

6969awesome 0

Monday 14 February 2011 6:55

no 46 your retarded read the story again dumbshit

BinaBina_XD 7

Monday 14 February 2011 12:59

That's not true. I walk my dog on a leash but I let her play off-leash outside with an electric collar because my town won't let me build a fence.

BinaBina_XD 7

Monday 14 February 2011 13:04

oops that was for 28 lol(:

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:21

He's going to throw up bits of burnt ****** next.

Blackmail111 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:22

reminds me of an episode from season 5 of futerama

Talia_91 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:23

I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.

akratzer25 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:41

depends where you are moron

sallen0046 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:22

No actually, it isn't illegal. I live in VA, and if you do not reside within town limits, it's completely legal to burn all the trash you want as long as you have it contained and do so within the limits of the open-air fire requirements, which here means simply no burning after 4pm and no tires. Unless you live in the city, a trash removal service is not necessarily an option.

jpest17 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:17

people is hawii burn garbage for energie, and people in Africa burn trash in large pits I lived there for a year.

Talia_91 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:03

I never said it was illegal everywhere. I just said I heard it was. I'm making an "iffy" statement.

GavinRoskamp 0

Monday 14 February 2011 8:50

Definitely not illegal. Do you really expect garbage service at every single house in the country? We have burn barrels in which we take our trash to and burn. And don't complain about how I'm killing the earth. My three acre yard and 50+ trees definitely overpower a bag of trash.

ben1122a 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:23

in soviet russia, dogs get eaten. so cheer the **** up!

whitewoods 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:24

It's your fault that you feed your dog plastic and cigarette butts so he doesn't recognize people food when he sees it. Teach him the food pyramid so he at least goes for the burnt pieces of actual food and not plastic.