Health, Sex, Relatable and Awkward: Out of shape - FML

Out of shape

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 02:00

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Today, I’m now so unfit, I had to stop halfway through sex with my wife to catch my breath, and in the end we just gave up, as clearly neither of us was having an orgasm today. I don’t get it, I weigh exactly 11 stone and exercise regularly, but I have no stamina and shit lungs. I hate myself. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 28 June 2022 2:05

Maybe stick with oral and see a doc about a new fitness routine? Are you under any other emotional or other stresses? Kudos for exercising regularly though.

Chazzster 26

Tuesday 28 June 2022 4:38

See a doctor. There are a variety of medical reasons that this could be happening. Don’t guess - See a doctor.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 28 June 2022 2:05

Maybe stick with oral and see a doc about a new fitness routine? Are you under any other emotional or other stresses? Kudos for exercising regularly though.

Chazzster 26

Tuesday 28 June 2022 4:38

See a doctor. There are a variety of medical reasons that this could be happening. Don’t guess - See a doctor.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 June 2022 5:39

Long Covid, short dick?

Gubbon 17

Wednesday 13 September 2023 9:55

Lol

HayNow 11

Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:10

Slow TF down......

clair_brodie 35

Wednesday 29 June 2022 21:51

Long covid?

Brightside86 29

Thursday 30 June 2022 3:56

Probably exercise induced asthma. Maybe try an over the counter solution and rule it out.

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