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RichardPencil
| 29
Tell her you have coronavirus and she'll feel sorry for you, and you'll get 14 days to masturbate in peace.
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Lennie Mcfish
| 18
so? if you masturbate you masturbate, who cares?
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RichardPencil
| 29
Tell her you have coronavirus and she'll feel sorry for you, and you'll get 14 days to masturbate in peace.
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Lennie Mcfish
| 18
so? if you masturbate you masturbate, who cares?
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RichardPencil
| 29
Girlfriends and wives sometimes care. They feel they have first dibs on your baby batter. You can't just shoot it into a sock without giving them a chance.
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LauraLaik
| 13
I don’t think the problem isn’t that he was masturbating. As I understand it, he feels bad/guilty for being so out of shape and doesn’t want his girlfriend to know.
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Yudith
| 20
Tell her you tried to jog into your apartment. She will congratulate you for starting to get back in shape for bikini season.
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sickerthanyou
| 13
At least she didn’t accuse you of boning someone else while on the phone with her
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WistayShlaio82
| 13
You get out of breath just from masturbation? I’m so sorry.
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BLACKHEART46101
| 8
That's still better than your crush calling right as you are about to finish.