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Tell her you have coronavirus and she'll feel sorry for you, and you'll get 14 days to masturbate in peace.
I don’t think the problem isn’t that he was masturbating. As I understand it, he feels bad/guilty for being so out of shape and doesn’t want his girlfriend to know.