Keep fit!
By anonymous - 13/04/2020 02:00

By anonymous - 13/04/2020 02:00
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Tell her you have coronavirus and she'll feel sorry for you, and you'll get 14 days to masturbate in peace.
so? if you masturbate you masturbate, who cares?
Girlfriends and wives sometimes care. They feel they have first dibs on your baby batter. You can't just shoot it into a sock without giving them a chance.
I don’t think the problem isn’t that he was masturbating. As I understand it, he feels bad/guilty for being so out of shape and doesn’t want his girlfriend to know.
Tell her you tried to jog into your apartment. She will congratulate you for starting to get back in shape for bikini season.
At least she didn’t accuse you of boning someone else while on the phone with her
That's still better than your crush calling right as you are about to finish.
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Tell her you have coronavirus and she'll feel sorry for you, and you'll get 14 days to masturbate in peace.
I don’t think the problem isn’t that he was masturbating. As I understand it, he feels bad/guilty for being so out of shape and doesn’t want his girlfriend to know.