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Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML

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On 01/28/2014 at 12:06pm - health - by just the tip, though - United States (Georgia)

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And now you get to teach them first aid! You're such a good teacher.

#1 - On 01/28/2014 at 3:41pm by Welshite

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Well, you were right. It was sharp.

#3 - On 01/28/2014 at 3:42pm by MassiveBerry

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