By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria
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Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
colton_colton
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Your post just killed me! ^
One of those rare moments when the first comment is actually clever and funny.
JMichael
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He does do his homework better. On the table. All night long.
"I'll do you like I do my homework, for 2 minutes and then I'll go on ifunny and fml"
RpiesSPIES
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I never do MY homework :D... :)... :|... :(...:'(
incoherentrmblr
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Just pull a Jack Nicholson and Ax them to keep it down...
LMAO!! Order of the Dangling Testicles xD
Still a better love story than Twilight
JocelynKaulitz
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Well this is a little irrelevant…
And an overused joke.
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I think it's time to lay this phrase to rest. It wasn't even that much fun.
I don't think you get that joke
Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
Or a call to her parents, with the phone pressed against the wall...
Though if **** isn't your cup of tea, blaringly loud music of your choice is an acceptable substitute.
Or better yet, gay ****. See if he can perform with that going on at full volume.
JocelynKaulitz
28
Play "Let's get it on."
Or, "I Just Had Sex".
JocelynKaulitz
28
Bust them beats out.
You should play Justin Bieber on full blast when they get busy
bobbyguy
17
That's a great idea
"Baby ooh, thought you'd always be mine, mine" Apparently not.
Yes because any guy would still be in the mood after hearing that song.... >_>
#14 The idea is to get them out of the mood
I just hit my head against the wall. Apparently the definition of sarcasm isn't widely known.
Fr0gs
15
Beat me to it im a little butthurt
That means OP would have to endure listening to Justin Bieber just to get back at his ex. I can't imagine anything that would make that palatable. But I agree with blasting music.
24, I think everyone recognized the sarcasm. You just used it incorrectly. Your use implied that the person you were replying to believed that a guy WOULD still be in the mood. Examples for your benefit: Correct: "Cats are cool!" "Yeah, because cats can play jazz and wear sunglasses.. >.>" Incorrect: "Hitler was the worst person in the world." "Yeah, because Hitler helped orphans and brought about world peace.. >.>"
therealjc_fml
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Invite her parents to come visit you:)
Yes, I'm sure they'd readily accept! After all they're just his ex girlfriend's parents. -.-
Hey, you never know. There are tons of FML's about people's parents and ex's being great buddies.
bobbyguy
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Get a microphone and play it back to them
On the upside, you have an extremely original username on FML.
I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. Lmao
Best. Username. Ever. OP, there has to be things you can do to ruin the mood.
There's plenty of reasons to move out of a dorm, and plenty of reasons to move back into a dorm. And you don't exactly get to choose where your dorm is or who your neighbors are. I don't get how that's difficult to understand.
play the song "I just had sex" really loud, thats what my friend did when the ppl in the dorm room next to her had sex
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Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck