By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/1/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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  colton_colton  |  49

Your post just killed me! ^

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  \  |  28

I think it's time to lay this phrase to rest. It wasn't even that much fun.

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  DanielleinDC  |  32

That means OP would have to endure listening to Justin Bieber just to get back at his ex. I can't imagine anything that would make that palatable.

But I agree with blasting music.

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  Soloman212  |  28

24, I think everyone recognized the sarcasm. You just used it incorrectly. Your use implied that the person you were replying to believed that a guy WOULD still be in the mood. Examples for your benefit:

Correct:
"Cats are cool!"
"Yeah, because cats can play jazz and wear sunglasses.. >.>"

Incorrect:
"Hitler was the worst person in the world."
"Yeah, because Hitler helped orphans and brought about world peace.. >.>"

By  magiczebra  |  9

There's plenty of reasons to move out of a dorm, and plenty of reasons to move back into a dorm. And you don't exactly get to choose where your dorm is or who your neighbors are. I don't get how that's difficult to understand.