By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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mxgirl1998 26
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Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

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abhi95 31
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Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

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mxgirl1998 26
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Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

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colton_colton 49

Your post just killed me! ^

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zBLAKEz 23
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One of those rare moments when the first comment is actually clever and funny.

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JMichael 25
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He does do his homework better. On the table. All night long.

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Zelphoric 25
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"I'll do you like I do my homework, for 2 minutes and then I'll go on ifunny and fml"

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RpiesSPIES 27
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I never do MY homework :D... :)... :|... :(...:'(

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incoherentrmblr 21
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Just pull a Jack Nicholson and Ax them to keep it down...

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sempiternal80816 9
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LMAO!! Order of the Dangling Testicles xD

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anthony99 14
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Still a better love story than Twilight

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JocelynKaulitz 28
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Well this is a little irrelevant…

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reneetlovesyou 30
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And an overused joke.

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\ 28

I think it's time to lay this phrase to rest. It wasn't even that much fun.

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bacon_lover100 11
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I don't think you get that joke

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abhi95 31
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Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

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strike2867 13
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Or a call to her parents, with the phone pressed against the wall...

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Shadowsofthedead 10
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Though if porn isn't your cup of tea, blaringly loud music of your choice is an acceptable substitute.

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Waredo_Dyrge 11
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Or better yet, gay porn. See if he can perform with that going on at full volume.

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JocelynKaulitz 28
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Play "Let's get it on."

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Sports_guy3 28
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Or, "I Just Had Sex".

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JocelynKaulitz 28
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Bust them beats out.

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Ambient25 24
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You should play Justin Bieber on full blast when they get busy

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bobbyguy 17
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That's a great idea

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nanxi 30
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"Baby ooh, thought you'd always be mine, mine" Apparently not.

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Ambient25 24
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Yes because any guy would still be in the mood after hearing that song.... >_>

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abbykadabby 8
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#14 The idea is to get them out of the mood

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Ambient25 24
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I just hit my head against the wall. Apparently the definition of sarcasm isn't widely known.

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Fr0gs 15
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Beat me to it im a little butthurt

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DanielleinDC 32
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That means OP would have to endure listening to Justin Bieber just to get back at his ex. I can't imagine anything that would make that palatable. But I agree with blasting music.

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Soloman212 28
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24, I think everyone recognized the sarcasm. You just used it incorrectly. Your use implied that the person you were replying to believed that a guy WOULD still be in the mood. Examples for your benefit: Correct: "Cats are cool!" "Yeah, because cats can play jazz and wear sunglasses.. >.>" Incorrect: "Hitler was the worst person in the world." "Yeah, because Hitler helped orphans and brought about world peace.. >.>"

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therealjc_fml 14
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Invite her parents to come visit you:)

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abhi95 31
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Yes, I'm sure they'd readily accept! After all they're just his ex girlfriend's parents. -.-

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Soloman212 28
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Hey, you never know. There are tons of FML's about people's parents and ex's being great buddies.

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bobbyguy 17
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Get a microphone and play it back to them

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djxerxes9000 18
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On the upside, you have an extremely original username on FML.

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NotAPrincess 8
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I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. Lmao

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littlem91 29
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Best. Username. Ever. OP, there has to be things you can do to ruin the mood.

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magiczebra 9
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There's plenty of reasons to move out of a dorm, and plenty of reasons to move back into a dorm. And you don't exactly get to choose where your dorm is or who your neighbors are. I don't get how that's difficult to understand.

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mzhaze 22
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play the song "I just had sex" really loud, thats what my friend did when the ppl in the dorm room next to her had sex

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