Love: Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy...

By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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mxgirl1998 26

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:12

Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

abhi95 31

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:13

Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

mxgirl1998 26

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:12

Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

colton_colton 49

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:32

Your post just killed me! ^

zBLAKEz 23

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:48

One of those rare moments when the first comment is actually clever and funny.

JMichael 25

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:53

He does do his homework better. On the table. All night long.

Zelphoric 25

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 3:19

"I'll do you like I do my homework, for 2 minutes and then I'll go on ifunny and fml"

RpiesSPIES 27

Wednesday 29 January 2014 3:41

I never do MY homework :D... :)... :|... :(...:'(

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:28

Just pull a Jack Nicholson and Ax them to keep it down...

sempiternal80816 9

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Saturday 1 February 2014 16:26

LMAO!! Order of the Dangling Testicles xD

anthony99 14

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:13

Still a better love story than Twilight

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:16

Well this is a little irrelevant…

reneetlovesyou 30

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:32

And an overused joke.

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:41

I think it's time to lay this phrase to rest. It wasn't even that much fun.

bacon_lover100 11

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 3:05

I don't think you get that joke

abhi95 31

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:13

Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

strike2867 13

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 3:02

Or a call to her parents, with the phone pressed against the wall...

Shadowsofthedead 10

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:28

Though if porn isn't your cup of tea, blaringly loud music of your choice is an acceptable substitute.

Waredo_Dyrge 11

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 6:15

Or better yet, gay porn. See if he can perform with that going on at full volume.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 29 January 2014 6:53

Play "Let's get it on."

Sports_guy3 28

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 7:35

Or, "I Just Had Sex".

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:13

Bust them beats out.

Ambient25 24

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:16

You should play Justin Bieber on full blast when they get busy

bobbyguy 17

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:18

That's a great idea

nanxi 30

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:23

"Baby ooh, thought you'd always be mine, mine" Apparently not.

Ambient25 24

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:24

Yes because any guy would still be in the mood after hearing that song.... >_>

abbykadabby 8

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:31

#14 The idea is to get them out of the mood

Ambient25 24

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:42

I just hit my head against the wall. Apparently the definition of sarcasm isn't widely known.

Fr0gs 15

Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:01

Beat me to it im a little butthurt

DanielleinDC 32

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 14:53

That means OP would have to endure listening to Justin Bieber just to get back at his ex. I can't imagine anything that would make that palatable. But I agree with blasting music.

Soloman212 28

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Thursday 30 January 2014 12:53

24, I think everyone recognized the sarcasm. You just used it incorrectly. Your use implied that the person you were replying to believed that a guy WOULD still be in the mood. Examples for your benefit: Correct: "Cats are cool!" "Yeah, because cats can play jazz and wear sunglasses.. >.>" Incorrect: "Hitler was the worst person in the world." "Yeah, because Hitler helped orphans and brought about world peace.. >.>"

therealjc_fml 14

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:18

Invite her parents to come visit you:)

abhi95 31

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:29

Yes, I'm sure they'd readily accept! After all they're just his ex girlfriend's parents. -.-

Soloman212 28

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Thursday 30 January 2014 14:47

Hey, you never know. There are tons of FML's about people's parents and ex's being great buddies.

bobbyguy 17

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:19

Get a microphone and play it back to them

djxerxes9000 18

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:24

On the upside, you have an extremely original username on FML.

NotAPrincess 8

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:27

I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. Lmao

littlem91 29

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:31

Best. Username. Ever. OP, there has to be things you can do to ruin the mood.

magiczebra 9

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:40

There's plenty of reasons to move out of a dorm, and plenty of reasons to move back into a dorm. And you don't exactly get to choose where your dorm is or who your neighbors are. I don't get how that's difficult to understand.