Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health

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  • "I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

    #5 - On 12/23/2011 at 11:52pm by MrSassypants

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  • I fuckin hate you and that qoute >:(

    #4 - On 12/23/2011 at 11:52pm by moop256

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