By Anonymous - 05/12/2014 03:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML
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She's lump, she's lump, she's lump, she's in my head. But seriously, get that shit checked out.

Hey, at least he has a sense of humor. I hope he takes it seriously, though.

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She's lump, she's lump, she's lump, she's in my head. But seriously, get that shit checked out.

Lump lingered last in line for brains and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane Small things so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band? (great song)

Yoo OP, say hi to Gretchen for me cause i miss her

your dad will be sorry if it's something serious. make sure you check that out OP

I would keep track of whether the lump swells or shrinks because it could be nothing; however, my brother also had a lump in his throat and he ended up needing surgery, so it also might be something serious.

Hey, at least he has a sense of humor. I hope he takes it seriously, though.

Definitely check that, it could be inflamed lymph nodes which is usually a bad thing. Good luck OP

Wouldn't it be something like Adam? In reference to the Adam's Apple...? Even though it is a lump. Makes some sense.

he at least couldve given it a nice name like patricia

Your dad seems like a funny person!

your life may suck, but you have a funny dad.

Painful lumps usually are viral or bacterial infection, unlikely to be anything serious. However you should check it with a doctor to know if you need antibiotics

Cancer can be a painful lump.

Haha thats so funny, I had one too and my husband named her Mimi!