Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
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tounces7 27

I think you left out quite a bit of the story. Pretty sure alcohol does not break your nose by itself.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

You "drank so much [you] ended up breaking [your] nose"? No, you drank so much that you did something careless (such as falling off a bar stool, or tripping over your own feet) or something stupid (such as picking a fight with a bodybuilder, or deciding it would be fun to hit yourself in the face with a bottle) that resulted in your nose being broken. Getting drunk is not a "get out of responsibility free" card. "I was drunk" does not excuse careless or reckless or stupid behavior.

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ahabsfan 14

So like two beers?

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tounces7 27

I think you left out quite a bit of the story. Pretty sure alcohol does not break your nose by itself.

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diraven 15

You must have been pretty ****** up to punch yourself in the face

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SM79 6

So, slow it down next time. You did this one to yourself. Although, we do want to know how you actually broke your nose.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

You "drank so much [you] ended up breaking [your] nose"? No, you drank so much that you did something careless (such as falling off a bar stool, or tripping over your own feet) or something stupid (such as picking a fight with a bodybuilder, or deciding it would be fun to hit yourself in the face with a bottle) that resulted in your nose being broken. Getting drunk is not a "get out of responsibility free" card. "I was drunk" does not excuse careless or reckless or stupid behavior.

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