Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.
tin_cup 27
No high-fives with him.
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Comments (80)
TyrantOverSeer 13
Your cousin would get along great with my lil' Bro
thefoolish1 14
ewww
Brandi_Faith 34
You need to tell his parents so that they can explain proper hygiene and be on top of making sure he's wiping regularly. They need to be aware of this situation!
GAeroNKissR 26
by little, I sure hope you mean like 1st grade or younger...& then work on correcting that logic!
BabyCakes818 16
I remember when I didn't wipe my ass and I became so constipated that my parents brought me to the doctors so he can unclog everything. That wasn't fun.
pedinhuh 23
Well, how old is he?
ragnarok1540 39
F your aunt's life! She's the one who has to wash this kid's underwear ... Let's just hope he doesn't drag his bare ass across the carpet like a dog with worms.
brittanywashere 14
That's just disgusting.
kafka13 9
then it turns into showering once a week SMH
AdamTodddBrown 11
Ah, how does this affect your life? So what if your cousin has a shitty ass