By fractured_ - 05/08/2014 05:17

Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 596
You deserved it 3 813

fractured_ tells us more.

fractured_ 22

After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...

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BillMurray_fml 12

You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP

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DeltaDragonxx 20

Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...

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RpiesSPIES 27

They don't let bears on planes, silly.

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MortenM 17

Unless you shave them and groom their hair. True story

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DeltaDragonxx 20

@46 You must not have ifunny!

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missyfiona89 28

I hope he at least apologized.

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fractured_ 22

Nope, he just said "oh, oops." and asked me if I needed to get out.

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HeartYou101 31

Re-read the FML, that might give you a clue...

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hippo1234 19

OP was about to piss their pants. I don't know about you, but I would disturb a person to avoid having to travel in wet pants.

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Nordrag 26

I agree. this is a very good reason to disturb someone in their sleep.

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meli1195 31

Damn rude people who make fun of others for their weight....

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Mystery_Unsolved 16

How about we let you sit on a plane next to a rather large man in hibernation mode and then when you're at the point of wetting yourself see what you would do.

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Uglyfeet 23

Did it affect your urge in some way OP? Just curious

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Anata_fml 10

Got a hold of yourself OP .. just a little more

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isisorchid 16

I hope you peed on him. :P I would've just hit the call light for the attendant to move him.

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pessimistprime 4

I dont think the attendants bring wheelbarrows onto the plane.

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BillMurray_fml 12

You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP

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MrConcise 34

Snorlax can't use Fly without paying for two seats.

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Khorlik 6

Wow @11, I thought this was a ******* Halo reference. Thanks for opening my god damn eyes

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MattM95 16

I guess he is a deep sleeper and that's his common reaction. Sorry to hear that OP, I hope you're okay.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Reflex? More like highly annoyed. I don't see any one hitting in the face via reflex to shoulder taking.

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isisorchid 16

Actually, I had a friend like that. We had to wake him by touching his foot. He still swung but missed.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

yes, because if you wake up to a stranger touching you your just gonna sit there. (and maybe watch them burn)

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crazytwinsmom 25

Vets who served overseas are prone to wake that way out of reflex and necessity. I've known a couple that did after being in Vietnam.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Oh wow!, guess I was ignorant. tapping*

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DeltaDragonxx 20

tapping is touching!

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scottyspot 11

I hope he apologized and offered to trade seats so you weren't trapped.

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thatoneninjadude 14

I would have hit them hard enough to wake them up, then act like you were sleeping.

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