FML : Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over...

Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

fractured_ Say more :

After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.

By fractured_ / Tuesday 5 August 2014 05:17 /

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By DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6028414 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:47

Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...

By BillMurray_fml | 12

#6028427 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:52

You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP

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By DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6028414 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:47

Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...

RpiesSPIES | 25

#6028781 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:15

They don't let bears on planes, silly.

MortenM | 17

#6028787 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:26

Unless you shave them and groom their hair. True story

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6028886 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 12:24

@46 You must not have ifunny!

By missyfiona89 | 28

#6028420 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:49

I hope he at least apologized.

fractured_ | 22

#6032245 - Saturday 9 August 2014 08:06

Nope, he just said "oh, oops." and asked me if I needed to get out.

By whatafuckup | 14

#6028424 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:51

Why would you disturb him

HeartYou101 | 30

#6028432 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:54

Re-read the FML, that might give you a clue...

hippo1234 | 19

#6028442 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:57

OP was about to piss their pants. I don't know about you, but I would disturb a person to avoid having to travel in wet pants.

Nordrag | 25

#6028450 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:02

I agree. this is a very good reason to disturb someone in their sleep.

mpkpm | 19

#6028469 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:28

Damn fatties..

meli1195 | 31

#6028505 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 05:03

Damn rude people who make fun of others for their weight....

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#6028656 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 07:58

Its also rude to punch people.

Mystery_Unsolved | 16

#6028705 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 08:40

How about we let you sit on a plane next to a rather large man in hibernation mode and then when you're at the point of wetting yourself see what you would do.

Queenie2014 | 11

#6028815 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 11:25

Damn assholes

By Uglyfeet | 23

#6028425 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:51

Did it affect your urge in some way OP? Just curious

Anata_fml | 10

#6029290 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 11:02

Got a hold of yourself OP .. just a little more

By isisorchid | 16

#6028426 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:52

I hope you peed on him. :P I would've just hit the call light for the attendant to move him.

pessimistprime | 4

#6028727 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 09:08

I dont think the attendants bring wheelbarrows onto the plane.

By BillMurray_fml | 12

#6028427 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:52

You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP

xxrogerthatxx | 19

#6028436 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:55

*Pokemon reference*

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6028438 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:56

orly?

ilovesoccer1610 | 31

#6028456 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:09

No shit it's a pokemon reference #11

MrConcise | 34

#6028462 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:16

Snorlax can't use Fly without paying for two seats.

Khorlik | 6

#6029621 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 09:32

Wow @11, I thought this was a fucking Halo reference. Thanks for opening my god damn eyes

By MattM95 | 16

#6028428 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:53

I guess he is a deep sleeper and that's his common reaction. Sorry to hear that OP, I hope you're okay.

By xxrogerthatxx | 19

#6028430 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:54

Reflex? More like highly annoyed. I don't see any one hitting in the face via reflex to shoulder taking.

isisorchid | 16

#6028434 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:55

Actually, I had a friend like that. We had to wake him by touching his foot. He still swung but missed.

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6028441 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 03:57

yes, because if you wake up to a stranger touching you your just gonna sit there. (and maybe watch them burn)

crazytwinsmom | 25

#6028485 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:38

Vets who served overseas are prone to wake that way out of reflex and necessity. I've known a couple that did after being in Vietnam.

xxrogerthatxx | 19

#6028808 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 11:11

Oh wow!, guess I was ignorant. tapping*

DeltaDragonxx | 20

#6028887 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 12:25

tapping is touching!

By scottyspot | 11

#6028445 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:00

I hope he apologized and offered to trade seats so you weren't trapped.

By thatoneninjadude | 14

#6028446 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 04:00

I would have hit them hard enough to wake them up, then act like you were sleeping.

raphanne_fml | 33

#6028510 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 05:10

Yes, but we're not in a cartoon.

thatoneninjadude | 14

#6028541 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 05:46

No shit Sherlock !

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