By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
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NateHQ 13

Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!

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SKYstlimit 11

then get your own, not difficult

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SKYstlimit 11

then get your own, not difficult

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NateHQ 13

Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!

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Gundel 22

Get your own loofah and talk with your boyfriend about personal hygiene. There isn't always a shower (and loofah) available ;-)

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mariri9206 32

It's still gross but OP made it clear their bf only does it before he gets in the shower, not all the time (as you seem to think, based on your comment.)

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Gundel 22

Get your own loofah and talk with your boyfriend about personal hygiene. There isn't always a shower (and loofah) available ;-)

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MrsMJS 5

Regardless it's pretty nasty to share a loofah or towels.

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SneezyBear 27

Having passionate sex (i.e., exchanging glorious amounts of sweat, bacteria and dead skin cells, some of it even going into your mouths) = aww, that's hot/sweet/romantic. Even if it's sex with a complete stranger, nobody cares. Sharing a loafah in the shower with the boyfriend you have sex with = eww, how nasty! Am I missing something?!

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Laeffy 19

Sex isn't to clean yourself, loofahs are. That's why sharing one is gross

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mcruff 12

Y'all just share too much, personally and physically

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Kimchiilady 4

Um, YDI. Whether or not he wipes before showering, since you share the same loofah, you both have been rubbing each other's fecal matter all over yourselves. I use baby wipes and carry them in my purse but most people just use toilet paper. Even then, I would never use someone's toothbrush, washcloth or loofah, or offer to let someone else use my own personal hygiene products. Do u not know u are rubbing the dead skin off your body as well? Dead skin and skidmarks, u two deserve each other, nasty az fks.

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moonlight77 28

Well not sure why you are thumbed down, your not wrong.

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SneezyBear 27

Yes... because it's not like she and her boyfriend likely spend time inserting germ-filled organs into germ-filled orifices, rubbing sweaty bodies against each other and sharing all kinds of bacteria, saliva, dead skin cells, sperm and discharge and vaginal mucus.... Oh wait... Seriously, do y'all sanitise yourselves with lysol or something before getting it on? Why's everyone so judgy about sharing a loofah given that each act of having sex is like 100 times nastier?! lmao

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