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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By justine - 11/08/2019 02:00

Today, I finally confronted my daughter about never using air freshener after she poops. She said, "But I thought flushing made the smell go away!" She's 15 and she actually believed this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

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By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - 14/02/2015 09:46 - United States - Sparks

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 12 March 2017 13:34

She doesn't wipe?! I think you need to teach her before she becomes the kid with skid marks every day.

Bearsmomma 30

Sunday 12 March 2017 12:40

I struggle with my kid on the same issue-the flushing anyway. Problem is the school has auto flushing toilets so he's used to just walking away and everything taking care of itself. Infuriating!

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Bearsmomma 30

Sunday 12 March 2017 12:40

I struggle with my kid on the same issue-the flushing anyway. Problem is the school has auto flushing toilets so he's used to just walking away and everything taking care of itself. Infuriating!

Mauskau 35

Sunday 12 March 2017 13:34

She doesn't wipe?! I think you need to teach her before she becomes the kid with skid marks every day.

darshini_ii 24

Sunday 12 March 2017 14:56

If she's 10 already and doesn't wipe yet, it's an issue that has to be addressed as soon as possible.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 March 2017 15:48

Sounds like a shitty situation. Sorry, butt the universe isn't hole unless someone says it.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 12 March 2017 17:04

I thought the universe had crushed the "shotty situation" replies

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 12 March 2017 17:09

shitty

Ugo318 11

Sunday 12 March 2017 20:05

oh that's nasty

Cynical_1 26

Sunday 12 March 2017 21:00

Major parenting fail! Where are your parents that they haven't noticed this...sitting with their heads up their asses? You should inform them of her behaviour as tactfully as possible. If they already know or still don't do anything then...well...I'm sorry. FYL indeed OP.