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Major parenting fail! Where are your parents that they haven't noticed this...sitting with their heads up their asses? You should inform them of her behaviour as tactfully as possible. If they already know or still don't do anything then...well...I'm sorry. FYL indeed OP.
She doesn't wipe?! I think you need to teach her before she becomes the kid with skid marks every day.
I struggle with my kid on the same issue-the flushing anyway. Problem is the school has auto flushing toilets so he's used to just walking away and everything taking care of itself. Infuriating!