Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.
tin_cup 27
No high-fives with him.
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Comments (80)
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Sounds about right!
ViviMage 40
Um..... Scuzzy underpants? Or pants? And what about the front? Not holding his penis either? This kid has mental health issues if his hygiene is this bad.
Witchylady 18
I hope a blow flies doesn't ever land on his ass or else he will find he will soon be swimming in a pool of glue maggots. His butt must be so itchy and stinky and gooey and just so gross
interstellar2017 6
That's ******* gross
SweetestHeart93 18
time to hose him down * picks up a water hose*
jen1097 25
Those poor parents
Mike_Oxhard 14
That's a shitty excuse to not wipe your ass.
laurellkawes 31
I bet is butt is always itchy
GabbyPLluch88 13
indeed!
cheshireau 26
I hate to be the one cleaning his underwear