By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 156
You deserved it 5 810

uHazFailedTotall tells us more.

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.


tweetbaby14 18

ok I'll say this one more time ahem... NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF YOURE FIRST SECOND OR THIRD OK SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! thank you and OP yup that's gross

eastside09 0

ok kids thts say first u must really hav no lives waiting to say first on every FML.. pls just go get a life

mistyeyes 0

must I explain the sarcasm...

calm down... p.m.s.

tweetbaby14 18

I am calm it's just the annoying dipshits that think it's cool to be first or whatever other number are literally on every fml I go on and it's retarted

WOW_idc123 0

I think people say first to see the kind of reaction they get. I doubt that they really think it's cool. How did you manage to do that? haha

Yee12 0

50th :D

saywaturcoco 0

^^^^ur 51..... anyways r u still drunk cuz we had sex last night

no he's not but I am

@#21 you must give a fuck to take the time out to write such a wasteful comment about it o.o Anywho back to the FML at hand... Ewwwwy -in Cleveland's voice- that's just naasty >.<

Oh great, thanks Person1233, now I'm curious about said semen color.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

#21, obviously you care if your freaking out about it. haha

LTMcleod 0

did you finally wrestle your brother's used condom back from your dog?

Averizzle 0

And you obviously have amazing breasts.

electricvoices17 0

that totally gives a new meaning to the word "facial"

MndM 0

now that must have been a crazy night ;)

MndM 0

50 you have tards?? haha

Pearljammer001 0

today I got put onto a penis, then crammed into a vag, rubbed around for a while, then peeled off, thrown on the floor, and fallen onto. fml.

Pearljammer001 0

see op, it gets worse^^^

saywaturcoco 0

@55 do u still have my number??? u want more of me??? feels gud ehh? {----: that's not a smiley face... it's my hole and ur stick ;-)

eat_this_buddie 5

and yummy. ;)

Billbo23 0

i care if they r first so fuck off

blitzen123 0

That is really gross...

people saying no one cares and shit for saying first he didn't even say it so you all FAIL.

Felendris 0

lol, "flying fuck...". that made me laugh pretty hard. OP: congrats! cept I fell into a dildo once... >.<

Pearljammer001 0

first? mother f***er I lost again

to my above comment I fail cause my iPod lagged out and used first from another fml.

Did you swallow?

I give flying fucks #21

u pervet guy in sunglasses all I said was what

I don't think he was referring to your comment.

reply to first

myman47 0

aidsssss. 8=====}~~~~~~~~ {0}

well im not a kid. i said first to piss u off. it worked. thanks loser!

@21,23 WHO THE HELL R U TALKIN TO??? No one said first....Wrong fml  next time read better plz

Did it taste good? Did you swallow? Bet it was your first time swallowing right?

tweetbaby14 18

actually it said first when I posted it EARLIER dumbasses.

YDI for not throwing it away when you were finished! Sugarbaby, love the new pic!

droppintacos 0

yea @144, ur the one who needs to read better, look at the FIRST, it says FIRST dumbass

sugarbabyxoxo 2

it did say first the mods erased it. and tweetbaby stfu hahah

sugarbabyxoxo 2

thanks eddiepaints haha

purplemnm 9

sugar...dayuuum girl is fiiine...

purplemnm 9

113 you fail for calling her breasties "airbags"

lesbian much purplemnm

what Is OP, YDI and FYL!?!?!?!

op: original poster. ydi: you deserve it. fyl: fuck your life. doritos viralocity!! watch it!! best video evvver!!

dude. who cares if they say it. don't be an asshole

chunks23 0

is that really you

kjhowse 0

good job

tweetbaby14 18

and sugarbaby shut up and go tell your grandchildren about the old days when gas cost a paper clip and 2 rubber bands.

91 ur hilatiuos

epicfailburger 0

how does the fuck fly? is it a roflcopter?

you are attracive

purplemnm 9

178 I'm bi...

million dollar shot right there

WTF I WAS WONDERING WHERE MY COMMENT WENT.....Y have comments been movin from fml to fml  I posted that comment on another one where #1 actually DIDNT say first yet people were bitchiness about it

bitching* (typo on last comment) don't u just hate that 

tweetbaby14 18

you damn old ugly ass whoreish oompa loompa(sugarbaby) don't say my name ever I'll catch your oompa loompa whore disease

deanomiye 0

wwoahh haha fml is gettin naughtyyyyy hahaha

deanomiye 0

haha u tell dat ho show her whos boss hahahah

deanomiye 0

sugar baby is pretty ;)

Please, look at your profile picture and tell me 1 thing that looks like a fag.

fadoodlemynoodle 0

today a plastic bag was covered over my head while suffocating me i was being pounded into a dark hole. a white substance almost drowned me i was then slipped into tight pants and left there for the rest of the day in the heat FML.

claryfrayyy 0

Bahahahahahahahahaha SUCKKAAA

i was thinking the same thing! lol like rlly? how does someone manage to do such a thing

cryssycakesx3 22

176, you fail foe calling them "breasties" being cutesy makes you look like a 7 year old

elishaax 0


Sun_Kissed18 25

Comment of the year, congratulations. That is disgusting, sorry that happened to you OP

hopefuly he was wearing it

TylersEM2 0

70 looks hot.

batmanforever92 0


In Soviet Russia, condom falls on you.

wandaax03 0

hahahahaha! 98, you're awesome.

bandana01 0

gross FYL

lexiieeex3 32

This is in desperate need of a follow up.

orangesodaftw 0

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

haha thats what i was thinking.

Wow this made me laugh... Just know your theory is valid only for the average sized condom :-P

lol haha ikr how do u do that

...while someone was using it.

dude it was only vanilla pudding

umm wow. youve just got a used condom laying around. from what it souns like, its probably not yours, so I hope your a girl.

that is so gross!