Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I found out that the man I've wanted to be with for the last year and a half also wants to be with me. Two weeks ago, I got a promotion! I'm also legally no longer allowed to date him. FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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QuantumLife 12
Just remember hand in glove doesn't equal ring on finger.
Welshite 40
State that there is a conflict of interest to your boss. You really don't want to put yourself in that position, OP, especially once you decide to be loyal to your spouse.
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Comments (249)
xXAHXx112 13
"if you find yourself in love with 2 people, go for the second because if you truely loved the first, you wouldnt of fallen for the second" - johnny depp
mFUNdo21 17
can we just stop with this Depp quote please. I'm pretty sure the OP's situation is a little more complicated than just loving two people
Bevspeaks 11
"I'm sure Bob Marley never said that"-David Tennant
Bevspeaks 11
"I doubt Britney was sober enough to say that"- Charlie Sheen
NocturnalCro 14
Y'all liars, motherfuckers. ~Ghandi
lyssgross 16
Good on you that you won't cheat on your SO. If something does happen I know you'll do it right and fairly. Good luck, OP
worldclassrager 41
Well this is a problem...can't one of you back out? Or both of you for that matter...
SBXT 5
As long as there is a glove between you and her its all good
False_Stupidity 42
And not a love glove :)
phillysportsfan 13
Some gloves are so thin you'll barely know they're there.
whatafuckup 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you sick bastard
Yeliab333 20
do you really love your husband if you are developing feelings for someone else?
bradyk42 6
Well, shit.
ravenh1979 13
Shame on u!! Your married!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welshite 40
Wait! You didn't use enough exclamation points, and you need more to get your point across. Here: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zomg_Okay 27
YEAH! HOW DARE OP MATURELY COME TO AN AGREEMENT TO NOT CHEAT ON HIS SPOUSE, WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
False_Stupidity 42
I think you're still missing some exclamation marks, here borrow some of mine, I have spares! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JhovannyA 7
The project is a business. Not personal. If you both are truly are happily married then why have such feelings? It might a "Taylor swift " effect between you two.
Emsy92 4
I actually feel for you. Yes, sometimes you fall in love with someone else, but that's way different than having a longlasting (happy!) marriage. I think it's a good thing not to follow your feelings and I really hope you get a chance to work normally together. It's probably just a crush ;) Maybe you should seek at home what you find with your coworker? Your marriage probably needs some kind of a boost ;)