Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude...

By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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You deserved it 2 958

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Same thing different taste

By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 654

You deserved it 4 654

By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 467

You deserved it 13 585

By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 199

You deserved it 10 022

By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123 263

You deserved it 18 234

Wanker

By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 417

You deserved it 553

No cash for you

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Bainbridge Island

Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML

I agree, your life sucks 267

You deserved it 1 314

A Dog's Love = Priceless

By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 385

You deserved it 665

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 385

You deserved it 6 088

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 460

You deserved it 9 166

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 424

You deserved it 55 986

joshwa 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:07

Pft yea right

fsamslife92 8

Friday 27 March 2009 0:07

that sucks, but just hope that he needed it more =)

Comments

mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:07

you shouldnt be sad for your 2 dollar win. you should be happy the other guy won 500 dollars

joshwa 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:07

Pft yea right

fsamslife92 8

Friday 27 March 2009 0:07

that sucks, but just hope that he needed it more =)

Oreohugzpenny 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:54

You got 2 bucks! You are god damn lucky I never win anything. v.v

PardonMe 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:05

Its called chance for a reason, roll with it.

itsover9000 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:08

next time bump him outta line, curb stomp him then buy lol www.1227.com

it_doesnt_mader 0

Monday 11 May 2009 6:46

lol at number 2 thats funny, and yea too bad you werent there a second before

tact_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 18:17

I fail to see how it was "your" ticket if the guy was there first. Unless he cut infront of you, that is.

BudgieLord 5

Monday 28 November 2016 19:57

There's more than one. Most likely they both got the same 'design' of card.

lakeylove 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:38

u ppl are soooo dumb! it cost 2 bucks to buy the ticket anyway so he/she would probally earned like a few cents and OP i feel sorry for u THE ECONOMY SUX and any type of money without labor is great and u were one step closer to earning about 499 dollars. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO close FYL