By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

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Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML
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partake_fml 2

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

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kingnor 0
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do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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partake_fml 2

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

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lilgus13 0

your an ass it's not her fault her boobs are smaller than the ones he mastubates to in magazines

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DamianL 0
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Well, now you know he is an asshole. Don't ever let him touch you again, he aint worth it.

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karleigh 0
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haha, i remember seeing this one on moderate. I like #1's idea :]

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Jimboom 11
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What #1 said.

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MarvelousMaggie 0
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wow, i have no boobs either, dont feel bad. this guy i know started trash talking his ex and that since she has no boobs that he was feeling up her nipples. at least your boyfriend didnt tell the whole school. ;D

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cartesianlogic 0
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as a guy I kind of prefer the smaller sizes, C on down is what I go for and of the women I've been with my ex-fiancé's perky little A's were my favorites to play with. If you have smaller boobs find a guy who appreciates them, we ARE out there!

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holygodthatshars 0

neither

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claiiire_fml 17
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It's not her boyfriend, it's some guy she likes.

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kingnor 0
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do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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TryToBeKind 0

Sorry, but I got this image of some guy rubbing his hands up and down the sides of your torso and I was thinking, "doesn't he realize they're in front?" Yes. Definitely grounds for dumping. (And I'm sorry that you didn't get to know him better and realize he was a dick before you started making out with him).

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humpty_dumpty_fml 0
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lol teenagers are so naive, living and learning. But still a fyl

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Gringo_fml 0
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Go with #1, rub his jeans and just randomly go, ok? where the hell is it????

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