Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML
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partake_fml
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Yeah, so what?
Do the same with his dick/muscles.
Do the same with his dick/muscles.
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gunnar7240
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lilgus13
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your an ass it's not her fault her boobs are smaller than the ones he mastubates to in magazines
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lolmigosh
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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GrooveTurtle
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... You're
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Ifuckedthefeartu
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No, it's not his fault that OP apparently is on the smaller side, it's the fact that he was so blatantly rude about it. Read the FML fully next time
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DamianL
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Well, now you know he is an asshole. Don't ever let him touch you again, he aint worth it.
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karleigh
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haha, i remember seeing this one on moderate.
I like #1's idea :]
I like #1's idea :]
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Jimboom
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What #1 said.
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Flying_Pink_Lulz
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#1 FTW! ^_^
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MarvelousMaggie
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wow, i have no boobs either, dont feel bad. this guy i know started trash talking his ex and that since she has no boobs that he was feeling up her nipples. at least your boyfriend didnt tell the whole school. ;D
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cartesianlogic
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as a guy I kind of prefer the smaller sizes, C on down is what I go for and of the women I've been with my ex-fiancé's perky little A's were my favorites to play with. If you have smaller boobs find a guy who appreciates them, we ARE out there!
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holygodthatshars
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neither
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claiiire_fml
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It's not her boyfriend, it's some guy she likes.
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kingnor
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do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.
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lolzzebra
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#7 failz
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DanCastellaneta
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#167 fails
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TryToBeKind
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Sorry, but I got this image of some guy rubbing his hands up and down the sides of your torso and I was thinking, "doesn't he realize they're in front?"
Yes. Definitely grounds for dumping. (And I'm sorry that you didn't get to know him better and realize he was a dick before you started making out with him).
Yes. Definitely grounds for dumping. (And I'm sorry that you didn't get to know him better and realize he was a dick before you started making out with him).
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humpty_dumpty_fml
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lol teenagers are so naive, living and learning. But still a fyl
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Gringo_fml
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Go with #1, rub his jeans and just randomly go, ok? where the hell is it????
Do the same with his dick/muscles.