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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate in the bed for the first time. Halfway through the session, she slowly leaned over to my ear, thinking she was going to say something dirty. Instead, she decided to let out a long burp because she thought it was "cute". FML
Hopefully she accepts that your nipple ring is real. A lot of girls have been screwing up lately.
Dude she's a keeper with a GSOH. This is a WIN not an FML!