Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (115)
perdix 29
You ought to get her a rusty one, they don't make as much noise.
Enslaved 36
Butt if she plays that type of trom--bone, there's the chance the neighbour might think those moans sound like crying. :P
simoncat 11
Yay! Wait. What?! Oh rats. Yeah. Sorry.
MisterMuffinz 13
Uh... Get over it?
Steve95401 49
This situation really blows.
Ziggy122 15
Wah-wah-wahhhhhhhh.
JokersHQ 21
Yeah it sucks for a little while but there is a mute she can buy for the trombone to make it quieter than what it is and also once she practices a little bit, she'll probably be pretty decent. Just tough it out for a little while (unless she's being rude and won't let you sleep or something) and it should get better. :)
dunicha 20
OP isn't demanding that she stop. Just saying it's a little miserable to have to listen to any instrument being played poorly. Calm down.
Ripplez13 9
What's wrong with trombones? My friend practicing trombone always sounds better than my practicing of clarinet — we both play well (first chair), but the lower, smooth sound of the trombone isn't horrendous even when messed up. My high notes will kill ears even when played properly, because they're so high. Also, she may not even really make noise at first because it can take time to build lung capacity.
jadevv 12
So?
DinosaurTacoTime 18
When I got to 6th grade I joined Band and got a Flute to play. I never practiced at home. Not even once. I learned and practiced during class and was always first chair. It depends on the situation but I didn't want to bother anyone at home. If she's in a daily class maybe she will get lots of practice in and get good soon.