Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
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fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
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Comments (115)
worldclassrager 39
Ear plugs...problem solved...
DocBastard 38
Really? I have a neighbourhood full of children, so should I call the police and complain about the awful recorder music emanating from every corner? The police would ******* laugh at your dumb ass if you called in a noise complaint from a girl learning to play an instrument. We all have to start somewhere.
Kingofbosses 7
Not a real FML unless you live in an apartment with crap walls.
perdix 29
Wah-Waaaah!
siggy_mcsigx 22
oh my gosh why am i still laughing at your comment
love_me_electric 20
Man I would hate to be your neighbor. Instead of going over to them and talking about the problem, you just call the police on them. You sir, are a dick.
Rodville 28
I played the trombone in high school. Fun times.
theonex17 15
I would never let that slide
Foster678 19
Wow lmao, I found this funnier than I should have haha
soapytoastpants 4
Don't hate. She'll get a ton of college scholarships because no one else wants to play trombone. And also just get earplugs.
TogeBara 12
A young girl is trying to better herself and make herself more culturally "sound." YDI Maybe she'll be something in the future.
ilovefall10 21
You do know that the world doesn't center around you and your needs, right?
mjbehnen 7
Totally agree. OP needs to get over themselves