Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
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fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
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Comments (115)
Lilxpie 18
I play a clarinet and I ever wonder if my neighbours find it annoying. :P
JennNoVa 8
Buy a drum set and play while she's practicing, that'll make it too hard for her to concentrate and she'll give up or find somewhere else to practice!
iKristien 5
That's just mean ... maybe she really wants to play the trombone and she just has to practice. OP, give her a chance.
kalbrek009 20
Felt the same way 3 yrs ago when my step daughter decided to pretend to learn that just so she could go on a trip to Disney Land with her 10th grade high school marching band & it cost us $1600....for her to good off w/her boyfriend who was also in it
TrinityNevada 11
I'd like to have a conversation with the teachers/parents who were supposed to be supervising them.
TopHatNinja68 6
so wut my nabor haz a band tht practices from 10:30 tell 12:30 and he sucks
puppster391 16
New clarinetists are worse... I know because I play lol...
JumpinJive 3
Damn son I feel bad for you
TheLawOfSod 4
Good on her, learning a musical instrument, and shame on you being an ass about education.
mwangi101 15
I'm not sure if this is a coincidence, but I started learning to play the trombone THIS EXACT DAY....
jaylaco 8
As a percussionist, just be lucky she ain't playing the drums. Or bag pipes.
VosCode 6
I feel you man, I used to live in an apartment building where the kid above me played sax for hours on end. Every. Single. Day. I was very tempted to lean out the window and wail on a violin.