Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
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fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
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Comments (115)
Dracoboxer357 35
But not the bagpipes or the drums? Still not the Worst case scenario. (Mind you, once learned, bag pipes don't sound so bad!) ;P Get ear plugs, move, kill her, or put up with it are your options. Pick wisely, please.
Axipiter 24
Bagpipes are freaking awesome once someone gets good at them.
kibblew 7
you should learn to be a patient listener
Conn3ct 9
Yup, it is indeed time to assassinate her.
completerubbish 17
Wow, then you have a lot of people to assassinate... (including me)
israa_alhasani94 12
Lol
jw90 18
Could be worse she could be learning the trumpet.
Ziggy122 15
Or clarinet. I played clarinet from fifth grade up through high school and... well, let's just say I earned the nickname Squidward when I was first learning.
Calingaladha 21
The thing with clarinet is you either suck at it or you're good. There's very little in between.
saxy1of6_fml 9
Good for her. It's never a bad thing to get people started in music. Yeah it probably sounds terrible right now but if she continues to practice she'll eventually become good at it
ClaireWinchester 17
I feel your pain. My brother just started learning.
angelitared 27
Throw a tomata at her!
aimeecuria 9
aw bless
mangobbler 11
As long as she doesn't make noise for a long period of time, there is nothing wrong with learning. If, by your logic, we would file noise complaints every time someone attempted to learn to play an instrument, many wouldn't learn to play one. There are people who can't afford tutors and need to learn on their own. All this to say: filing a noise complaint would be a dick move.