Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
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fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
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catwoman64_fml 2
Hey my daughter places the trombone.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Heh. I'm either gonna learn clarinet or TRUMPET...
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I'm in band & you know how trombones have those long slide type things you use to change the sound? well I sit near the trombone players (I don't have an instrument yet, most people got theirs yesterday) and one of my frienimes hit me with the slide. twice.
ducksaretheshit 17
Give it time, hopefully she'll get better.
howardom 10
Just hope that she becomes a legend and is able to get it to not sound like a dying whale.
TrinityNevada 11
At least she's doing something productive. She can't be expected to be dead silent all the time, that's like expecting her to avoid homework or not practice outside of track. But yeah, talk to the neighbors about times that she can play that won't bother you, respect goes both ways
grunt_fml 17
I lived in a house with very thin walls once and my neighbours daughter used to make piano exercises 6 days a week for two hours. And if this was not bad enough, since she was a terrible player, she always concluded her exercises with "For Elise" while making the same bloody slip EVERY BLOODY TIME. Da-da-da-da-da-da-BLENG! For 3 years Da-da-da-da-da-da-BLENG! There is no jury in the world that would have put me in jail... In other words, OP, you have my condolences, your life just started to suck. Hard.
jemiller226 13
Trombone is the noblest of instruments, originally employed by composers only in places of great meaning and importance. You'd do well to remember this as she learns. It's not the instrument's fault.
KazuTrumpet1512 21
Trombones can have a very beautiful and powerful tone. Let her practice, and after a while, she'll kick brass!
benmec 18
The rusty trombone???