Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
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ce1ine
| 11
That blows.
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Evaloscity
| 6
The only reasonable solution: Buy a trumpet.
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carmel1110
| 12
Learn to enjoy music?
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Syneriam
| 7
You can only love "music" so much. Just speak to your new neighbor and if he/she isn't a douche they'll be considerate. Otherwise, fyl indeed.
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fml121785
| 14
It could be worse, they could have a huge gong like my previous neighbors above me had. I think everyone who came to their apartment during their many parties had to have a go at it! :(
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citymayer
| 7
Sorry but the bagpipes are just not enjoyable.
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icrest80
| 4
When I went to a camp at st johns university this summer I woke up at 4am hearing my roommate playing the bagpipes. I feel you OP
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DarthDeath
| 12
37- You haven't heard of the Badpiper, have you? He makes the bagpipes awesome.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
U37- I actually quite enjoy the sound of bagpipes.
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niall92
| 6
OP, ask him to get either a "practice chanter" or a set of "Uilleann pipes" instead, both of which produce a similar but quieter sound. if he's any good he should at least have a practice chanter.
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ce1ine
| 11
That blows.
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iXTMAstro
| 6
My band teacher told me that I can blow a horn real good.
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dinorider_fml
| 4
Well I hope you've heard a joke captain obvious
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epicskier
| 3
Out of the fire place and into the furnace, sucks to be you OP
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Goldenchest
| 14
Do you live in Tiny Tower?
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kimmi41509
| 10
Lots and lots of earplugs can only help you at this point, my friend.
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siberianhamster
| 17
Well, 2 earplugs.
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winnerme123
| 8
You can cut a whole in the bagpipes.
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syki
| 22
No, you can't. You can't cut a hole, either, as that would be illegal.
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SpottedZebra42
| 14
Your comment reminded me of Lots and Lots of Trains.
"Big plugs, small plugs, even plugs that plow through wax!"
"Big plugs, small plugs, even plugs that plow through wax!"
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Mideoyeo
| 12
Can you not just go ask them polietly to not play at odd times of the day?
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perdix
| 29
Which would work if you explained the bulge in your pants doesn't mean "I'm happy to see you," but instead is a .44 Magnum.
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Zedd_fml
| 8
He is preparing you, for your funeral.
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manofmerr
| 27
Im from four years into the future, and i can tell you the bulge was not a .44 magnum. On a related note, the bagpiper is now happily married to o.p. Didn't see that coming.
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aliyourpally
| 12
I think you should team up with him. Put on a scottish skirt and dance for peanuts OP :)
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tj4234
| 35
why would he wear a skirt if he's a man trying to look Scottish? We don't wear skirts here we wear kilts (or feilidh beag if you want the actual name for them).
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thiscrazything
| 1
Kilts are so sexy.
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connorsan17
| 12
Your reply deeply offends me being half Scottish and half Irish. We Scott's don't wear skirts, skirts are for girls, we wear kilts, which are for men.
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KingCeltic77
| 18
Kilts are badass. If it were socially acceptable, I would wear one everyday. (Proud to be Scottish.)
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Evaloscity
| 6
The only reasonable solution: Buy a trumpet.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
As the old saying goes, if you can't beat em', join em'.
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reallytho3
| 11
Or a Rebecca black cd and a decent stereo system lol
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Evaloscity
| 6
And top it off with Justin Bieber.
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SerendipityRose
| 26
Assisting suicide is illegal in most states, fellas... OP is sure to get arrested after every neighbor in hearing distance kills themselves.
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JJJJJakkkkeee
| 6
Or a drum set.
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sexaaydino
| 14
Maybe ask him politely to minimize the noise?
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ElmoSaysSquishy
| 28
Bagpipes don't have volume controls.
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a_commenter
| 3
#88 He can use silencers on the ends of the pipes or just practise the chanter.
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Kasse
| 4
It's more annoying when your downstairs neighbour develops an insatiable appetite for one Lady Gaga song and plays it loudly on repeat all evening til 11pm and all weekend for 6 weekends and counting.
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citymayer
| 7
Oh. My. God. I'd shoot myself. I really would.
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gc327072
| 29
Nah, just go to the electricals and shut off the power to his unit. No need for violence
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holagranola
| 15
This apartment doesn't happen to have a drummer and opera singer in it, does it?
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
Since when does opera singing go with Bagpipes?
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zombicidal
| 11
It's a reference to an old FML
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Bullpine
| 11
You should speak with the landlord.