Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
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fuckpeople307 5
Does she blow?
PantyGAMES 10
Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. ....no? Okay ill let myself out
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Comments (115)
reymon8823 24
Not a bad instrument once you get the hang of it
SillyGiraffe 17
This FML is an insult to all the band geeks around the world.
girlymae 12
It could be bassoon, oboe or bagpipes.. Those things sound like dying geese when played wrong! Consider yourself lucky.
EsOSiQueEs 14
Nobody would even hear an oboe, especially a beginning player.
jsni2132 18
Hey! I actually play the trombone. But for some strange reason my parents wore earplugs to my first concert. Maybe that will help your neighbors daughter get better!
brammerderambam 8
What's the big whoop.. Buy her some smooth jazz instruction books and you'll have good music all the time (a).. Seriously, hearing a trombone is not such a big deal.. If you're bothered by it, buy her a mute ;)
at0micmin3r 23
Unless she plays after noise curfew or before curfew lift, then YDI for being insensitive. That very trombone may make her millions someday!
awkwardloveannie 28
should've gone through sheldons check list. works better for apartments though
Soren1205 3
I started to play the trombone in the fifth grade and now attend the Juilliard School in New York. Give it time!
KazuTrumpet1512 21
Love love love low brass. I really want to learn trombone as my next instrument.
zelf_fml 11
You be very glad. I'm a drummer. Believe me when i say the trombone is the least of your problems :D
dakatabg 31
The annoying neighbors