By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 770
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haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her

in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.

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lol let him play his games. YDI for being less important.

I love that game!!!!!

that game has so much win, its ridiculous...

Hey. Don't get between a man and his Robot Unicorn Attack.

heavy metal edition?

Robert unicorn attack "rua" to us in the know is a game of addiction, many have become ensnared it's awesomeness. op get your bf help fast before it's to late!!!

He doesn't always wanna be with you. Or make believe with you. Or live in harmony, harmony.

that games is soooo fun!:D

Congratulations, 69, you've won the Internet.

at least he wasn't cheating on u

Make sure you talk to him about stuff before Tuesday comes, otherwise, don't be bitchy when he ditches you for Black Ops.

what is this game? :O I vants to plays its!

The German Heavy Metal edition is pretty sweet... I don't blame him.

WHAT!?! He's not a loser, that game is AWESOME!!!

can't blame him; that games f*ckin brutal!

69- OH YEEEEAAAAH! ;P

anything is less important than that game

97- you is win

YDI, that game is the sh*t. How dare you try and come between him and his robot unicorn.

crazy stalker girlfriend...

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that games awesome

dude rua is fuckin awesome

What's important to ppl will always be relative.

haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her

That would be because you are whipped. :)

In Russia robot unicorn attack plays you!

In the USA chuck norris plays you.

In Canada, we play with ourselves.

In Norway, Robots play for us.

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER

in Britain...we drink tea.

in capitalist America, bank robs you

4 you've obviously never sat down and played Robot Unicorn Attack seriously then.

I f***en love Robot Unicorn Attack and I don't need to worry cause I don't have a girlfriend

Me too! God, I kove that young woman. She have to wait if I'm playing RUA, though. And she better.

I used to be like that, until it seemed that she had absolutly nothing to do besides keep me up until 5 o clock in the morning. I hate texting because of her

we all agree texting girlfriend sucks hate my phone for making the sound of her texting me...even the silence mod lol.but i love her ^^

But its also ironic if you listen to the song

That... sounds... AWESOME!

Robot Unicorn Attack= Gay Gay Gay

Wow, your bigoted comment really sucks dude.

You CHECKED on him???? I would dump you in a heartbeat if I were him!

because your probably one of those selfish little stubborn boys that don't give two shits about his girlfriend or what she's doing. i feel sorry for your girlfriend.. but then again, I wouldn't be so surprised if you haven't got one anyway....

No, mine is called a wife. And guys need time to themselves without being "checked" on by suspicious women.

agreed even though keep playing and ditching her ...soon she will play with someone else (;

in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.

yeah!! it's awesome!!

ikr!? I LOVE THAT GAME!!

the heavy metal is awesome!!!! I have the second highest score of all time!!!! :-)

Always I wanna be with you...

...and make believe with you...

Damn it, sorry for the double post. =/

and make-believe with you...

Ugh, you beat me to it... I replied to a comment praising the game.. congrats sir.

and live in harmony harmony oh yea!

I was waiting for some to do this. haha!

They play that same song at my work, and it always makes me think of the game now.

I love that game robot unicorn attack heavy metal is better

50k on my first go

It's a robot and a unicorn what else can you ask for OP, pleasing people these days sheesh.