By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 809
You deserved it 9 462

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atreyu2850 0

haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her

musikpower100 0

in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.

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lol let him play his games. YDI for being less important.

I love that game!!!!!

UnearthlyEnemy 9

[as] ftw!!

that game has so much win, its ridiculous...

Hey. Don't get between a man and his Robot Unicorn Attack.

heavy metal edition?

Robert unicorn attack "rua" to us in the know is a game of addiction, many have become ensnared it's awesomeness. op get your bf help fast before it's to late!!!

fakeaccountX 6

He doesn't always wanna be with you. Or make believe with you. Or live in harmony, harmony.

EvilCupcake8361 9

that games is soooo fun!:D

Congratulations, 69, you've won the Internet.

MissErikaHart 0

at least he wasn't cheating on u

Make sure you talk to him about stuff before Tuesday comes, otherwise, don't be bitchy when he ditches you for Black Ops.

what is this game? :O I vants to plays its!

HarvestTheSorrow 0

The German Heavy Metal edition is pretty sweet... I don't blame him.

WHAT!?! He's not a loser, that game is AWESOME!!!

can't blame him; that games f*ckin brutal!

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

69- OH YEEEEAAAAH! ;P

zakkyzebra 11

anything is less important than that game

Hayman68 4

97- you is win

YDI, that game is the sh*t. How dare you try and come between him and his robot unicorn.

crazy stalker girlfriend...

ChemicalWarfare 0

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Show it anyway

that games awesome

Rawr100 0

dude rua is fuckin awesome

What's important to ppl will always be relative.

atreyu2850 0

haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her

That would be because you are whipped. :)

In Russia robot unicorn attack plays you!

In the USA chuck norris plays you.

In Canada, we play with ourselves.

In Norway, Robots play for us.

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER

in Britain...we drink tea.

in capitalist America, bank robs you

hunter989 0

4 you've obviously never sat down and played Robot Unicorn Attack seriously then.

nocanhaz 4

I f***en love Robot Unicorn Attack and I don't need to worry cause I don't have a girlfriend

Me too! God, I kove that young woman. She have to wait if I'm playing RUA, though. And she better.

I used to be like that, until it seemed that she had absolutly nothing to do besides keep me up until 5 o clock in the morning. I hate texting because of her

goodlike_fml 0

we all agree texting girlfriend sucks hate my phone for making the sound of her texting me...even the silence mod lol.but i love her ^^

kobraiikid 0

But its also ironic if you listen to the song

ShadyFTW1 0

That... sounds... AWESOME!

hunter989 0

Lol agreed.

Robot Unicorn Attack= Gay Gay Gay

Wow, your bigoted comment really sucks dude.

You CHECKED on him???? I would dump you in a heartbeat if I were him!

because your probably one of those selfish little stubborn boys that don't give two shits about his girlfriend or what she's doing. i feel sorry for your girlfriend.. but then again, I wouldn't be so surprised if you haven't got one anyway....

No, mine is called a wife. And guys need time to themselves without being "checked" on by suspicious women.

agreed even though keep playing and ditching her ...soon she will play with someone else (;

musikpower100 0

in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.

yeah!! it's awesome!!

ikr!? I LOVE THAT GAME!!

DQ2011 0

the heavy metal is awesome!!!! I have the second highest score of all time!!!! :-)

Always I wanna be with you...

...and make believe with you...

Damn it, sorry for the double post. =/

Quyzl 0

and make-believe with you...

theian01 3

Ugh, you beat me to it... I replied to a comment praising the game.. congrats sir.

and live in harmony harmony oh yea!

I was waiting for some to do this. haha!

They play that same song at my work, and it always makes me think of the game now.

I love that game robot unicorn attack heavy metal is better

50k on my first go

It's a robot and a unicorn what else can you ask for OP, pleasing people these days sheesh.