By ouchiee - 07/04/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML
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Nimmrodel 11

A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.

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Frelling 0

33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.

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largefoofighter 0

least you haven't been slapped in the chest yet

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gutzzzz 0

ya, but you should see the other guy. bet he doesn't have allergies though :P

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gutzzzz 0

he, she, it's all the same. we are all man. right? no? ok, fine then, I'm sexist and saw rugby and assumed male :)

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Bano360 25

So many insensitive people hitting ydi. How is it OP's fault?

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Aldebaran_fml 0

If he does have pollen allergy he shouldn´t be practicing Rugby since he´s exposing himself to polen, he doen´t deserved his sternum sprain, but he does deserve the allergic part since he exposed himself to his allergen.

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Frelling 0

33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.

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insanesna1l 0

I thought NRL balls were made from frozen dinosaur testicles?

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KELSEYJOHNSON23 5

sternum is a bone and you can't sprain bones? sprains are in the muscle.. how much of this is true because a doctor wouldn't tell you that

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2010smhill2010 0

no no no...its made from a portion of a dinosaur penis..

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jess2gd4u 0

this why girls don't play rugby!!! lol jokes!!! go broncos or wallabies !!

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blackbird31 0

So you sprained a bone? Playing rugby whilst also being female? In America? I'm calling BS on this. None of those things can ever happen.

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jes1610 6

56 I play rugby and I'm a female in America. she probably BRUISED her sternum not sprained it that's stupid. I sprained my wrist recently at a match and it hurts like hell. injuries in game suck

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marinus_fml 19

******* rep that shit up! Springboks for life :D yeah women do play! I watched some games.

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HeartnSoul 3

YDI for playing rugby

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Nimmrodel 11

A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.

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aquariusangel420 0

Yah allergy meds like zertec you should take IMMEDITALY and maybe you should drink that eases the pain BUT DONT take it with the meds!!!

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Not much to say. Fu*k your life.

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Jimboom 11

Stop breathing... Problem sorted. ;-)

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trick619 0

true that. op needs to stay away from flowers and the garden ha

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smileeee_fml 0

nothing but fyl. get well soon (:

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seraphxchild 3

my friends dad broke two ribs when he sneezed so it could be worse :D

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Monkyman2006 1

how is this at all relevant to the subject at hand? I would also be willing to bet that a sprained sternum is a bit worse than 2 broken ribs. FYL and get well soon, OP.

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abceasyas123abc 12

Probably time to hit up the Claratyne/Zyrtec/something else along these lines, OP.

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Perhaps some meth?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Meth? Because inhaling fumes that will irritate your lungs and likely make you cough even more is a great idea for the OP. Every other time though, I'd be on-board with the meth thing.

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2010smhill2010 0

meth? weed would be better....yea i kno op would have to inhale, but i would help with the pain.

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TheNewGuy03 28

glad to be surrounded by such geniuses. |the kid|

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sincerely331 0

How are yu going to tell OP to stop breathing? What a dumb ass... As for yu OP, yeahhh yur life is ******

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ICaughtFire 4

Um, I'm pretty sure the "stop breathing" comment was a joke. Chill.

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RedPillSucks 31

typing doesn't require sharp or deep breathing.

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