Today, my unborn child's father told me he stood outside of my friend's house for an hour in the snow in the middle of the night because he thought I was with another guy. I was at her house helping with her four kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
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mickymoose1 15
You should take this as a red flag. If someone has been cheated on in the past they to tend to be suspicious of future partners and generally need more reassurance, but stalking someone because they're suspicious is a major red flag for abusive behaviour. Keep a very close eye on that one if you don't plan on cutting him out for that.
CA91 9
*red flag* please be careful
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mickymoose1 15
You should take this as a red flag. If someone has been cheated on in the past they to tend to be suspicious of future partners and generally need more reassurance, but stalking someone because they're suspicious is a major red flag for abusive behaviour. Keep a very close eye on that one if you don't plan on cutting him out for that.
CA91 9
*red flag* please be careful
red6joker 8
Big red flag.
flagbitch 8
Please be careful in this situation. He sounds possessive AF.
Amanda G Rich 23
Sounds like my dad. let me tell you, run. Having a psycho obsessive father left me super messed up, I would really think about the child's life and get away from him now while you can