Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 323

You deserved it 7 422

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 327

You deserved it 10 043

Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 653

You deserved it 139

By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 196

You deserved it 16 641

By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 892

You deserved it 5 871

Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 474

You deserved it 6 039

By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 845

You deserved it 6 953

By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 489

You deserved it 264

Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 477

Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

I agree, your life sucks 582

You deserved it 776

No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 921

You deserved it 10 865

FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

Comments

FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

mandygrl25 18

Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

I heard that and I thought of the Green Day song

Grauncho 27

Friday 31 May 2013 13:56

Thank you for that totally relevant post, #3.

GRgoldfish 19

Friday 31 May 2013 16:37

my thoughts exactly.

calipilot227 16

Friday 31 May 2013 17:59

I love how girls date assholes and then complain when shit like this happens.

ironichalibut 24

Monday 3 June 2013 7:19

Your picture made me laugh. The lack of a caption makes it all the more clever.. That is all..

Bano360 25

Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

Sounds like a moron anyway. Better off without him.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

isallwaysme 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:53

dodged a bullet. you.dont need a childish partner. find a mature one.

Bakarra 22

Friday 31 May 2013 13:07

Yea if she stuck with him he might have ended up hiding from her in a grocery store

BigMatt803 18

Friday 31 May 2013 12:53

You don't want that man even remotely involved in raising a child. Go out and find you a real man.

Ambient25 24

Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

You should be glad that the retard won't get the chance of being looked up to by your kid now

rita0ral 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

How do you extra break up w/ someone

Ajwc101 24

Friday 31 May 2013 21:35

Maybe by jumping up and down well screaming "I'm extra breaking up with you now. You made me look stupid!" Seems like something OPs' boyfriend would do.