Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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You deserved it 16 609

By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 037

Denial

By Isabella - 20/09/2022 22:30

Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML

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You deserved it 169

Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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You deserved it 127

Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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You deserved it 173

By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

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You deserved it 256

The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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You deserved it 180

By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

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You deserved it 3 241

Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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You deserved it 6 034

FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

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FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

mandygrl25 18

Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

I heard that and I thought of the Green Day song

Grauncho 27

Friday 31 May 2013 13:56

Thank you for that totally relevant post, #3.

GRgoldfish 19

Friday 31 May 2013 16:37

my thoughts exactly.

calipilot227 16

Friday 31 May 2013 17:59

I love how girls date assholes and then complain when shit like this happens.

ironichalibut 24

Monday 3 June 2013 7:19

Your picture made me laugh. The lack of a caption makes it all the more clever.. That is all..

Bano360 25

Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

Sounds like a moron anyway. Better off without him.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

isallwaysme 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:53

dodged a bullet. you.dont need a childish partner. find a mature one.

Bakarra 22

Friday 31 May 2013 13:07

Yea if she stuck with him he might have ended up hiding from her in a grocery store

BigMatt803 18

Friday 31 May 2013 12:53

You don't want that man even remotely involved in raising a child. Go out and find you a real man.

Ambient25 24

Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

You should be glad that the retard won't get the chance of being looked up to by your kid now

rita0ral 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

How do you extra break up w/ someone

Ajwc101 24

Friday 31 May 2013 21:35

Maybe by jumping up and down well screaming "I'm extra breaking up with you now. You made me look stupid!" Seems like something OPs' boyfriend would do.