FML : Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that...

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 May 2013 03:28 / United States - Carencro

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By FalaFala | 8

#5514790 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5514804 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

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By FalaFala | 8

#5514790 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

mandygrl25 | 18

#5514795 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

I heard that and I thought of the Green Day song

Grauncho | 26

#5514915 - Friday 31 May 2013 13:56

Thank you for that totally relevant post, #3.

GRgoldfish | 19

#5515178 - Friday 31 May 2013 16:37

my thoughts exactly.

calipilot227 | 16

#5515269 - Friday 31 May 2013 17:59

I love how girls date assholes and then complain when shit like this happens.

ironichalibut | 24

#5518649 - Monday 3 June 2013 7:19

Your picture made me laugh. The lack of a caption makes it all the more clever.. That is all..

By Bano360 | 25

#5514793 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

Sounds like a moron anyway. Better off without him.

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5514804 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

By isallwaysme | 27

#5514808 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:53

dodged a bullet. you.dont need a childish partner. find a mature one.

Bakarra | 22

#5514852 - Friday 31 May 2013 13:07

Yea if she stuck with him he might have ended up hiding from her in a grocery store

By BigMatt803 | 17

#5514809 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:53

You don't want that man even remotely involved in raising a child. Go out and find you a real man.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5514814 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

You should be glad that the retard won't get the chance of being looked up to by your kid now

By rita0ral | 8

#5514816 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:55

How do you extra break up w/ someone

Ajwc101 | 24

#5515569 - Friday 31 May 2013 21:35

Maybe by jumping up and down well screaming "I'm extra breaking up with you now. You made me look stupid!" Seems like something OPs' boyfriend would do.