By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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FalaFala 8
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What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

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MsConfusedd 27
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I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

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FalaFala 8
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What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

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mandygrl25 18
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I heard that and I thought of the Green Day song

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Grauncho 27

Thank you for that totally relevant post, #3.

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GRgoldfish 19
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my thoughts exactly.

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calipilot227 16
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I love how girls date assholes and then complain when shit like this happens.

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ironichalibut 24
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Your picture made me laugh. The lack of a caption makes it all the more clever.. That is all..

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Bano360 25
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Sounds like a moron anyway. Better off without him.

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MsConfusedd 27
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I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

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isallwaysme 27
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dodged a bullet. you.dont need a childish partner. find a mature one.

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Bakarra 22
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Yea if she stuck with him he might have ended up hiding from her in a grocery store

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BigMatt803 18
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You don't want that man even remotely involved in raising a child. Go out and find you a real man.

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Ambient25 24
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You should be glad that the retard won't get the chance of being looked up to by your kid now

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rita0ral 8
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How do you extra break up w/ someone

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Ajwc101 24
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Maybe by jumping up and down well screaming "I'm extra breaking up with you now. You made me look stupid!" Seems like something OPs' boyfriend would do.

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ozpunker 20
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Be glad that your child won't have this retard's genes.

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Better off not havin that idiot around your baby, good riddance

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SirTalkaton 22

Uh... You're better off. This one doesn't sound like the sharpest crayon in the shed if ya get my drift.

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Bakarra 22
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I'm pretty sure you meant the brightest tool in the crayon box...

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saidoh_fml 26
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Or sharpest tool in the shed.

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