By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
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MarineWifey88 3

Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
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I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.

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TheMan4ChanCan 0
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damn. that's a shame...

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BethiiGeex 0
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yes, yes it is.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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untoward 0
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actually just give him the test especially if you know it's his. then get extra money in the divorce settle. assuming he has any money to give.

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im_wilder 0
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wow what an ass... tell him you got some sort of STD's, that should give him a scare

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KamilleBlack 3
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No man, asking for a paternity test is a slap in the face to the mother. Fuck him! If he doesn't want the baby, then he doesn't get the baby. That's what I'd do anyway.

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SkullCanddi 0

Uh, HE is the one sleeping around, not OP. This guy's just really dumb, i guess.

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skid1996 0
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you are really dumb! for real!!!

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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i hope you really arnt that dumb, 3. OP, i actually wish he wasnt the dad, if theres anything i hate more than a douchebag, its a dad whos a douchebag. :(

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rfngxhhshi 0

I agree, it just goes to show ya that sometimes in life you have to put your lemons on top of your strawberries

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MarineWifey88 3

Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.

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AmazonGurrl 0
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Fantastic idea! Stick it to the man!

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
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I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.

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boricualuv 29
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that's so fucked up take him for everything hes got

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Take THIS to the Maury show and call his ass outtt!

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FYLDeep 25

I guess he's a dumbass too. You don't get a paternity test if you're the cheater. You do that if the bitch you're with cheats on you. Try marrying someone a little more intelligent next time.

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iwadasn 32
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You make it sound like all of this is her fault.

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mama907 1
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geez...I'm sorry to hear that. I would just give him the paternity testand do what #4 says, very sorry your husband turned out to be a waste :(

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worldclass 0
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What an asshole.

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