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You're better off without her, OP!
We need a follow up OP. When you figure it out.
This is stand up comedy material OP. Sorry it's your life though.
Why? How do we know she just doesn't know the difference between the words "pregnancy" and "paternity"?
96 - That's what I'm hoping, for OP's sake.
Easy cum, easy go
That's what I was thinking, too. I don't think you can even get a paternity test until your 8-10th week; a missed period is closer to four weeks. She didn't even say "pregnant," just that she missed her period. She may have meant to say pregnancy test.
Guess its time to call Maury.
1-800-choke-dat-hoe
i would recommend steve wilkos
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
They don't use enough enzymes that cut it then allow it to move the DNA through the current allowing for a higher chance of getting a positive.
what's that?
Can't wait for your Maury episode to air!
LOL^^
Here's hoping she's pulling some twisted joke ?
That took a sudden turn. Sorry your girlfriend is a **** OP, hopefully she finds out who it is and it works out.
Leave her OP, she shouldnt need a parternity test to know if it's yours. You deserve better, FYL.
No shit Sherlock. He even said, "I wasn't aware we needed a paternity test" showing that he ******* knows she is cheating.
#14 is right... Even though he was... "aggressive", he's right.
Don't leave! Child support is a bish
I'd fight that in court if I were him
Um...Yeah. What does them cheating have to do with you supporting your child financially? Wouldn't change the fact that it's his.
144, Cheating has nothing to do with child support. If it's his, he should pay child support, no matter what -it's not the kid's fault and the kid shouldn't be punished for the mother's mistake. If it's not his, he shouldn't have to pay anything - they're not married, just dating, so, if it's not his kid, he doesn't owe anything.
What a bitch
Sorry to hear that OP. I hope you left her
Well that escalated quickly
You don't need her, if it's yours, be involved with it, but don't be with her. But if it's yours, congrats! FYL OP
That didn't actually make sense... Are you saying something like "dump her but be involved with the kid of the guy who ****** your now-ex-girlfriend"?
So are the typing skills
it made perfect sense to me. sorry she's ******* around, but I really hope she misspoke and meant pregnancy test and not paternity.
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Guess its time to call Maury.
You're better off without her, OP!