Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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ThomasBombadil 31
I've heard that "the other woman" sometimes leaves something behind like this on purpose. Could this be the case? Sort of a warning to you.
Wizardo 34
The Curious Case of Victoria's Secret
Ambient25 25
Might be Victor's Secret now.
kernelkat 16
Well either he's cheating or he likes to rub one out while wearing or fondling women's lingerie.
suri23 11
My second thought exactly:-)
MSCCG 16
Most important is to communicate. Relationships are never black and white, the last thing you want to tell a married couple possibly with children is to separate for something that can be fixed instead of knuckling down and working on it.
SuperMew 22
It is better to have seperated parents than to be in a house where your parents resent one another.
R3TROxLOV3 32
I agree with 21. When i was younger my parents HATED each other, but they stayed together for the sake of me and my brothers. When they finally did divorce, my brothers and I were actually relieved. Staying together for the children isn't always a good thing. Especially if the two parents despise each other.
frizz101 22
Or, like in my case, they get physically violent with each other. Sometimes divorce is the better option if problems can't be fixed, and some people just shouldn't get married.
Setareh23 34
Exactly. It all depends on how bad the break up was, and whether or not they can be mature about it.
Soundslikeothers 15
Thongs as in more than one?
challan 19
that's exactly what I picked up on. how many thongs were there? Christmas presents perhaps? I don't more then one woman left her thong there. even if he had a foursome while she was at work, how would all three leave their panties?
ohSNAPyall 27
If they were Christmas presents, OP has an extremely stupid husband to hide panties, presumably sans tags, in the bed.
dman1997 5
When I saw the plural thongs, I thought she was talking about the flip flop thong.
NineeCat 32
Virgin^^^^
thecrazymancan 17
Well at least it wasn't a super cockroach. Those things are terrible. :/
mete_orito 34
How could "the other woman" left without her underwear. This needs an explanation. Your hobby was cheating or he has a very common fetish.:-
DavidKnows 11
Sometimes women do this on purpose (as mentioned earlier) either to alert or scorn the wife. Old joke: after showering at the gym, a friend asks, "Wow! I didn't know you wore women's panties Bob. How long have you been doing THAT?" Bob replies, "Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box!"
ilovefall10 21
Don't suspect cheating right away. Your husband might just like wearing woman's clothing, but is too embarrassed to tell you about it due to fear of rejection. If that's not the case, however, then I smell a divorce.
nesscafe_fml 17
Change the sheets and the locks before he gets home.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Were they his panties or another woman's?