By Anonymous - 20/4/2021 11:00

Mr Selfish

  Today, it's the fifth time this week alone I've attempted to explain to my boyfriend that I need more than just two minutes of foreplay to get horny. He tells me he's too tired, but is apparently not too tired to receive head and then have sex afterwards. FML
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By  Miss_Red  |  17

im not one of those people but im gonna say it..
time to get a new boyfriend.
yes, sex isnt everything.
yes, some might see it as a shallow/trivial thing.
im looking more at the fact that you've already tried to communicate and tell him what you want, only to be shut down.
Thats where you need to get a new person.

By  cuz803  |  39

It's called lack of effort and commitment to sexual arousal, including a pinch of selfishness. You got some options here:

- Return the same effort he gives off
- Give him ZERO sexual attention
- Make him jealous with self pleasure like a vibrator
- Threaten to peg him (assuming he doesn't like it)

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By  Miss_Red  |  17

im not one of those people but im gonna say it..
time to get a new boyfriend.
yes, sex isnt everything.
yes, some might see it as a shallow/trivial thing.
im looking more at the fact that you've already tried to communicate and tell him what you want, only to be shut down.
Thats where you need to get a new person.

By  cuz803  |  39

It's called lack of effort and commitment to sexual arousal, including a pinch of selfishness. You got some options here:

- Return the same effort he gives off
- Give him ZERO sexual attention
- Make him jealous with self pleasure like a vibrator
- Threaten to peg him (assuming he doesn't like it)

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  Vesi  |  26

Um.. just making sure I'm understanding this.. you are suggestion someone threaten to r*pe someone else because they don't take the time to get them all hot and bothered? I really REALLY hope there was supposed to be a /s on the end of that suggestion.

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  Dirtysalamander1  |  4

you're that Richard pencil guy that's in all the fmls comments from before lmao