Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Top comments
Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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Comments (487)
franceypants 0
WTF?!!???!! what kind of man says that?
franceypants 0
WTF?!!???!! what kind of man says that?
timmyfml23 0
thats what she said
WillDaBeast83 0
that sucks man!
cdanger 0
sorryyy, you must be white! lol happens to the best of us :)
maddyjayneexox 4
hahah i saidd that likee 5 times during my first timee and he kept insistingg it was lmffao he wasnt that small eitherr..
PickleSurprise 6
For someone who brags about how smart they are in their profile, you type like a 14 year old dumbass.
meintx 9
LOL probably shouldn't have fisted her first. LOL
scottovious 0
250?? Baby dick or is it monster Vag?
butterflyz1961 2
I'm sorry, but I'm 50 and I've been around long enough to know that size really does matter. So all I can say is, get real good at oral.
gigi03 5
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha