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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
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Top comments
Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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drayloon 50
Reply with "i dont know, i cant feel anything"
stavik96 0
And you could feel it go soft as she said those 4 words
sammyjo06 14
Why do guys think this means the girl is saying she can't feel it or that she is saying he has a small penis? I asked on my first time and he had a slightly larger than average penis in width and length. I only asked because I wanted to know exactly what I said: if it was in yet or not. It hurt a lot, so I didn't know how much more I had to take or if it was completely in yet. Guys are so overly sensitive =/... Don't you know that the vast majority of girls don't care how big or small you are? Big ones hurt more, especially if you haven't had sex a lot; it starts pushing on your cervix and can be painful. Plus, if you give oral, most women can't get much of it in. That being said, you can get used to it or just use it in a way that she likes. Really, the only advantage to a big one is that aesthetically, it looks pretty hot. But, that's like saying guys will only date women with huge boobs because they look pretty hot. Of course not -- plenty of flat-chested women out there are happily in relationships, even if a lot of guys prefer the look of larger boobs. Also, the spot you really need to hit is only about 2-3 inches in, so you can be well below average and still hit it. And hey, if it's really that tiny, there's always fingers/tongue/toys...Really, women don't care if you're small. Ninety-nine percent of the time, if this question is asked, she is not trying to insult you. Don't date the b****es in the remaining 1%.
iateapenguin 27
Maybe she just had a huge ******. ;)
dragoongirl90 34
You should have said, "I don't know, is it?"
itssnotfunny 24
you can ruin her ego too and say, "I'm not sure. "
SlipSpaceGixxer 13
that's why you come back with, "i don't know."
stundentinclass 2
should have asked back with: "I don't know "
Ideastogetback 11
Respond with the four most dreaded words to women: I don't know
yahtzeesouls 12
Respond with "I don't know"