By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML
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Old people are so devious nowadays! Can't trust them! Did you say something about it to him or anyone else?

You should just be thankful that you didn't walk in on him masturbating. Your sister can always get more money, but you can never un-see the old fart beating it like it owed him money.

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Old people are so devious nowadays! Can't trust them! Did you say something about it to him or anyone else?

OP should not mention anything. Old people have an amazing capability to turn things around. He would make it look like OP is the culprit and good old grandpa was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. And they will believe him.

Yeah I would be careful about telling someone if I was OP, because I feel like it would be pretty easy for his grandpa to turn the story back on OP to make him look bad. Especially since he already seems pretty devious. And to think, before FML I thought old people were sweet and harmless

what a horrible example to set for your grandkids. sorry you had to see that OP.

You can't tell anyone about it, so Id steal his false teeth or crack his cane. In circumstances like these, its ok to be counter devious.

My parents would want me to tell them if I seen that happen.

Sorry to hear, tell your parents about it.

I have a feeling he would get blamed

You guys may have not been alone. I always believe that there could be a ghost furiously humping me and I would never know.

And what were you doing in your sisters bedroom?

Probably passing by

OP is female, so borrowing clothes comes to mind.

You should just be thankful that you didn't walk in on him masturbating. Your sister can always get more money, but you can never un-see the old fart beating it like it owed him money.

And now you've put the image into all of our heads...as if we don't get enough from these FMLs, haha

#17, hey, I never said anything about walking in on him at the "moment of truth" only to see him shooting lumps of aged spooge all over your sister's room. That one is on you :)

Aaaaand that's enough Internet for today.

#20 TMI that description was more than I wanted to envision.

when I first started reading this FML I thought that's where it was going. Like the one about the grandma.

17, check yourslef, you're obviously trying to be me. We can all see through your lies

Old people are plain evil, just confront him about it. This isn't the sort of example a senior citizen should be setting man.

They are the same people as when they were youthful and troublesome, just older.

Did he at least split the loot with you?

He has just lost his marbles and needs money to buy some more. Think nothing of it and just move along now.

Is he Ronnie Biggs by any chance? Some people never change.