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By Kmcc - 22/04/2019 12:00

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Today, while having sex with my wife, I got a sudden leg cramp. While sliding off the bed, I found a sewing needle. With my ball sack. I ended up with a one-inch gash. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 712
You deserved it 275

Same thing different taste

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xxWTFxx1981 23

I just dropped a tear for you my friend... Be strong...

What a disrespectful way to describe your wife’s genitalia!

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xxWTFxx1981 23

I just dropped a tear for you my friend... Be strong...

What a disrespectful way to describe your wife’s genitalia!

HOLY CRAP! I'm a woman and that makes ME cringe! I hope you recover soon!