Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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MrsDruidess 23
I call Bull Shit, its not possible and no girl would ever say that, if she did, she was messing with you
mikhaila24 0
WOW
bmewers 0
penis
Jeebuss 0
Nah I think the four would be "oops it's still in" lmao
serioushamster 0
If I knew u I would give u a sympathetic pat on the back. not ur fault there's no tread on the tires ;)
ocdskittles 0
Okay I don't know the girl but she may not have meant it in a bad way. Let me explain. I lost my virginity to this complete ass but he was actually nice during sex and took things slow, he was big and would say "I'm half way in.." ect. Because of how bad it hurting. So the second time was with a friend and it hurt...I was ready to give up and push him off but instead I asked him if he was all the way there. It was totally innocent and I meant it as a "oh god how much more of this do I have to take" kind of thing. He did not see it that way....
wildchildjess 0
oooh fail
w0rsh1psk8r 0
hahaha. the only thing i hear when i put it in is "ouchh!!"
supersexy69 0
hahahahaha I got a very nice moan:)
Summerkayfrenchx 3
baby penis lmao