Intimacy: Well?

Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:04

use your leg

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Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:06

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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