Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Top comments
Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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kurbanfan 6
Why does your sign say your a guy? Are you gay?
Edgre_Rowe 3
You see ladies, this is why we sometimes "Accidentally Slip" into the wrong place (But if she still says that when you go there...well you're fukt mate....)
CDogg1313 1
That sucks happened to a friend of mine I laughed at him
ArtificiaLover 1
That can actually mean the opposite. It can actually mean that she doesn't want it in any more, if it's her first tune as well. It can hurt. Also, she could just be nervous, or the pain can have kind of a numbing effect. So unless you actually do have a tiny dick, it's probably no worry.
SkoomaKi 28
Noodle dick? It's okay, you can always use your fingers instead?
umadxbluerumz 2
Hehehe
mrfuzzywiggles 11
I actually think 3 words are more dreadful than that. "I have gonnereah"
DamnKneeGrows 1
I'm glad I do not have that problem
Antares_01 9
Shoulda told her "I'm not sure..." hahaha
whos_ur_daddy1 19
You look at her and say I don't know... She's too lose!