Don't dip your pen in company ink, etc.

By Briana Bettis - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
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You deserved it 3 259
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manb91gb 15

Yeah... Your number one rule should be not to **** your colleagues. Especially those who are -ahem- above you. It complicates things. You deserve whatever is coming to you

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

well the good news is you can start having sex with him again

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LadyRen 20

So you violated company policy (most likely) and then said out loud that you were in front of your coworkers? I fail to see why you would risk your “dream job”, like that in the first place.

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Lurker1 9

I think you have misread the post. She never told her coworkers. She told 'him' that they should stop seeing each other, her coworkers happen to figure it out on the same day she ended it.

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BrotherPhil 35

Most likely, but it's more amusing to interpret it the other way.

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manb91gb 15

Yeah... Your number one rule should be not to **** your colleagues. Especially those who are -ahem- above you. It complicates things. You deserve whatever is coming to you

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shanynholly 18

Ii

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

well the good news is you can start having sex with him again

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RichardPencil 30

There's a job where having sex on the job is the job. And you can run your own business!

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acmariner99 25

You put yourself in this position. You’re not getting any sympathy from me.

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Leeono 26

To be fair she didn’t say what positions they did.....

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acmariner99 25

Touche sir!

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BrotherPhil 35

Missionary?

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Lt_Senpai 21

Lmao

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BurnInDemonFire 33

In the immortal words of the great Bender Bending Rodriguez... "You a big dummy!"

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Mungolikecandy 19

It is always a bad idea to get involved with a manager. If you loved the job so much you should have avoided such situations.

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Talented73 54

You totally deserved it. You never, ever shit where you eat.

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bl3ur0z3 17

So your first order of business was to start ******* the manager? Maybe don't do that with your next job.

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Felice Godin 19

if you lose your job you brought it down on yourself for encouraging your boss to sleep with you it very unprofessional to even considering to have sex with another employee what was you thinking you ate foolish lil girl a real woman would not encourage that sort thing especially in the working environment you their to work not screwing

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