Useless tools

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
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You deserved it 7 035
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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Laci_Laine 0

Baldouting, if u see this I love your picture!! And op, poor you! Go put yourself out there!

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munchy35 0

you work for a condom company...that really attracts women... riiiight. get over it. you did it to yourself.

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catacombhome 0

You're not missing out on sloppy, rubbery, penetration. Relax.

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ravinderkaler 0

Stop looking to get laid. You don't need it, and obviously you're not needed.

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justlooking 0

You need to quit your job. You can't work for a company and not be able to endorse their product.

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EhLasalvadorena 0

wow, thats sad. lmao, i would have to agree with #27 on this. maybe you should quit, considering your doing nothing to help advertise the company product :)

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blue_mandie4 0

Irony! Sorry to hear though!

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