Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
General_Cool 24
He obviously thinks your relationship is joke, so you either need to talk or leave.
MariaGiovanni 25
Honestly I would dump him because that's ridiculously immature. Marriage is a lifelong commitment and very emotional and for him to not only make it into a prank but to publicly post on social media is ridiculous.
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Comments (82)
corky1992 33
is he still your boyfriend after that? if he doesn't want a future with you then you may need to just move on.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Not wanting to marry someone does not equal not wanting a future with them.
WOTAN1488 24
D:
panicsdisaster 17
I doubt it was ac prank. I bet the reality of the situation overwhelmed him and he got cold feet fast.
dman798 18
He doesn't deserve you if he can't be mature about a mature topic
gamecritic101 11
Dump him
worldclassrager 39
He realised too late that he isn't ready...and there is no time like the present so..
dirty_dan_ 15
It's only an ok prank if you do it to a stranger. Not your girlfriend. Dump him
Scorpio01 16
This is a good time to tell him you are pregnant.
jeffprobs 29
Your bf=dick, if you can't talk it out don't stay around for the next "prank"
BLS77z 11
what a douche