Miscellaneous: Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't...

By highschoolsucks - 21/01/2015 02:41 - United States

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:12

So I guess you could say you're... ...ripped.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:10

Must have sounded pretty impressive. Well Done!

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:10

Must have sounded pretty impressive. Well Done!

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 21:13

I know! why must OP be disappointed with it.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:12

So I guess you could say you're... ...ripped.

ComoEsJuan 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:34

I hope they didn't.... ....shred their pants.

shredder217 16

Friday 23 January 2015 4:55

cue the CSI Miami music

LeavenSilva 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:12

Maybe you aren't human :P

LilHitla 15

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:13

Maybe you aren't human..

katydid91 31

Wednesday 21 January 2015 22:43

Maybe OP is an X-Man and doesn't know it yet.

amadeclton 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:13

What did you eat?

_dkmc_ 7

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:03

Probably Taco Bell

Codezlol 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:08

If it was Taco Bell it probably would have been more than a fart ;)

Regimental_Phan 18

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:16

I was gonna say White Castle. But I know what White Castle does to me, so I guess I can just throw this comment away

anoniemm 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:13

I guess you haven't been on the internet long enough then ;-)

iop330 22

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:14

The question is what animal did it sound like? I'm going with chicken.

tournamentdecide 33

Thursday 22 January 2015 0:59

Maybe a barking spider?

lulinator 40

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:14

Were you doing squats? It happens.

anoniemm 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:15

Maybe there's a career in it for you op ;-)

Sunflower1919 19

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:16

Better out than in!

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Same thing different taste

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Ight imma head out

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