Must have sounded pretty impressive.
Well Done!

I know! why must OP be disappointed with it.

So I guess you could say you're...

...ripped.

I hope they didn't....


....shred their pants.

cue the CSI Miami music

Maybe you aren't human :P

Maybe you aren't human..

Maybe OP is an X-Man and doesn't know it yet.

What did you eat?

Probably Taco Bell

If it was Taco Bell it probably would have been more than a fart ;)

I was gonna say White Castle. But I know what White Castle does to me, so I guess I can just throw this comment away

I guess you haven't been on the internet long enough then ;-)

The question is what animal did it sound like?

I'm going with chicken.

Maybe a barking spider?

Were you doing squats? It happens.

Maybe there's a career in it for you op ;-)

Better out than in!