Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
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General_Cool 24
He obviously thinks your relationship is joke, so you either need to talk or leave.
MariaGiovanni 25
Honestly I would dump him because that's ridiculously immature. Marriage is a lifelong commitment and very emotional and for him to not only make it into a prank but to publicly post on social media is ridiculous.
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Comments (82)
techiejames 8
Drop him like a bad habit.
MonstreBelle 29
When did hurting people become acceptable "pranks"? Pranks are supposed to be funny. Messing with people's emotions and hurting them like that isn't funny. It's not a "prank" or a "joke". It's just cruel. Saying it's just a "prank" or "joke" and that people need to lighten up doesn't make it okay. Maybe OP's boyfriend did get cold feet and panic, but he should have had the respect and decency to not tweet about it and to be honest with OP face to face. Claiming it's a prank just makes things worse. It's basically says "I don't take your feelings seriously; they are a joke to me" and makes someone hurt more than they already would in a situation like this.
valley626 14
I wonder if it's just a prank now that you said yes.. He could have done it in hopes you would say no and he could leave not looking like a bad guy. Really hope that's not the case but regardless he doesn't deserve your time.
danihammer 4
Are you dating a 13 year old? What the hell is his problem? That kind of behavior is immature and downright unacceptable.
Scorpio1691 29
What kind of arsehole would do something like that?
fullerkate3 17
That's such a ****** up prank
DedeleMan 21
you should break up with him and tell him that the relationship was also a prank.
hektek 11
I don't get these jackasses who masquerade as men, they think it's funny "prank" women and destroy their confidence and self esteem by posting their asinine and boorish behavior on social media. They're giving men a bad name with their shit, I hope he get what's due soon. Let this **** go, he's not worth your time or effort.
Witchylady 17
Time to tell him your relationship with him was a prank too and dump him
Ordu 7
goddamn that would sting