Love, Engagement-phobic and Proposal: Unsure - FML

Unsure

By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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General_Cool 24

Monday 30 November 2015 1:04

He obviously thinks your relationship is joke, so you either need to talk or leave.

MariaGiovanni 25

Monday 30 November 2015 1:08

Honestly I would dump him because that's ridiculously immature. Marriage is a lifelong commitment and very emotional and for him to not only make it into a prank but to publicly post on social media is ridiculous.

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oliviarocksann 5

Tuesday 1 December 2015 6:11

What does emotionally proposed mean? Sorry if it's an obvious answer.

Mean_Girl 5

Tuesday 1 December 2015 7:28

To say it AWOLNATION-like: RUN!!!!!

howbout_thisone 13

Tuesday 1 December 2015 20:32

Please, tell me you left him....

AvAfan 14

Tuesday 1 December 2015 22:15

Everyone is saying he's a douche, but maybe he just got nervous. Honestly people do stupid shit when you're nervous, so stop jumping to conclusions.

AnicaWoW 14

Wednesday 2 December 2015 0:12

Wow. Time to make the same tweet and tell him you're whole relationship has been a prank and show him the door. What a douche bag.

KyleLord_ 9

Wednesday 2 December 2015 15:11

That isn't cool. He can't just do something like that

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 19:56

That's so ****** up! Either talk it out and tell him how you feel about it or just leave him because he seems like he's not even worth the time anyway.

anna31899 16

Friday 4 December 2015 5:27

What an asshole. You should dump his sorry ass

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