By spasti-cunt - 17/05/2014 20:51 - Ireland

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML
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Qwermy 16

Those douchebags sure showed you their true colors, OP

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dawood_k 27

Ain't nothing like painting the town red, and it's people too... (Was it at least red paint?)

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dawood_k 27

Ain't nothing like painting the town red, and it's people too... (Was it at least red paint?)

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AnOriginalName 19

Nope. It was black. Someone came through right before this group and got red on all the doors, so OP's group went through town to paint everything black.

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badminton 14

Don't get mad at me for not knowing, but you're talking about the song right?

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AnOriginalName 19

"I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore, I want them to turn black...."

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brand125 17

i see white everywhere cause i bursted

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liketenpandas 6

I wish I could thumb you up like a million times. ******* amazing song.

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mannatee 19

Ahh, that one. Memory lane is a nice place, isn't it?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Now you can go to your interview looking like Marv from Home Alone 2...

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9echo 17

"I see the girls walk by, dressed in their paint-drenched clothes..."

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Qwermy 16

Those douchebags sure showed you their true colors, OP

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badluckalex 23

those ******* cockbites

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AurumPotestasEst 16

So... how did the interview go?

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pratikp03 22

Better luck next time. You still did not lose the job yet..

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WhatsYOURname6 25

I have a feeling he didn't get it......

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DemosthenesMB 13

#23 - I don't think it would be worse in this situation. If you lose an interview, so what? You can try again! If you lose a job, it could go on your record and/or your boss could give any future employers bad feedback about you. OP, just be glad you're attempting to make progress in your life compared to those a**holes with nothing else to do but coat people in paint.

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ohcheriecherie 20

I don't know which would be worse, coming into the interview and making a mess with paint, or rescheduling with an excuse like that.

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kbecks87 16

43, I don't think losing an interview is a 'so what' situation. OP said it was their first in months and I know people sending out applications by the dozens and not getting interviews - not because they are bad applicants, but because companies are still not hiring at a rate that allows for 'so what' to be a response for missing the opportunity of a job interview.

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ArmyDoc 11

"Hope you have a really nice pair of pants" Chris Gardner - The Pursuit of Happiness

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chaoss10 18

I was thinking about the same thing. :)

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MrsKilown 20

What scum! The karma cops are after them for sure! Good luck on your job search OP!

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pussystank 18

And I thought immature assholes yelling "Godzilla" at a group of Asian people was the worst

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WhatsYOURname6 25

Saw the word 'cockbites' and thought how is this person Irish?! And then saw the word '****' in the username and it all made sense! Sounds like something that would happen here alright. Good luck next time OP. Sorry that your opportunity was ruined by a bunch of pricks!

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GoBigRed 6

FYL op, should have got their plate number

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MrConcise 34

The first thing I do when I'm blindsided by a cascade of paint is memorize a sequence of numbers. I also immediately do neurosurgery after waking up and rocket science after a car crash.

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MrConcise 34

@40 - I can only imagine the lawsuits and horrified headlines if I weren't.

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classiceagle63 16

Could find a new job in the blue man group.

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